August 10, 2019, 07:19 PM
nhtagmemberI Know its Early, Ahead of the Curve with Some Christmas Stuff....
New Christmas Carols for the Psychiatricaly Challenged...
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ....
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
August 10, 2019, 09:35 PM
flashguyReminds me I need to listen to Tom Lehrer's "A Christmas Carol" again . . . .
https://www.google.com/search?...hrer+christmas+carol flashguy
August 10, 2019, 10:19 PM
OKCGeneWho is that guy Chet? And WHY is he roasting his nuts over an open fire?
August 10, 2019, 10:43 PM
sigmonkeyY'all are just pissed, cuz the voices only talk to me!
August 10, 2019, 10:59 PM
nhtagmemberI always thought that Deck the Halls was a pretty violent song
The Halls were my next door neighbors, and they weren't bad enough to make me want to hit them
August 11, 2019, 06:28 AM
HayesGreenerOnly 141 days till Christmas!
August 11, 2019, 09:37 AM
k5blazerI was in Hobby Lobby a couple days ago and they already have Christmas decorations out.