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So, I'm sitting in court today and a woman is on the witness stand testifying about a bar fight that broke out a couple months ago. The attorney asked her "Were you stabbed during the fracas? The woman hesitates a minute or so and responses; No, I was stabbed between my belly button and my fracas.... | ||
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Frangas non Flectes |
I’m fucking dying over here.  ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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X2 OMG | |||
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Alea iacta est |
WTF? OMG I’m laughing with you all. The “lol” thread | |||
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Me > Hook Line & Sinker. So THATS what they are calling it these days? Collecting dust. | |||
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 Arc. ______________________________ "Like a bitter weed, I'm a bad seed"- Johnny Cash "I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." - Pee Wee Herman Rode hard, put away wet. RIP JHM "You're a junkyard dog." - Lupe Flores. RIP | |||
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| Master of one hand pistol shooting  |
Years ago we had a Min Pin we named Fracas. Her name came from an old family friend who had a pup named Freetizor Fracas SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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A variation of that line was in one of Wambaugh's early novels, The Choirboys perhaps. Fracas is not a word you hear very often. __________________ "Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician." -Jeff Cooper | |||
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Very similar to a very long long line of questioning I had of a carnie. He was claiming a slip and fall hurt his back. After 2 hours of "honest sir I have never had back pain a day in my life" he finally gets drilled with a case of medical records from a bar fight he had gotten into with his boss who had shot him in his lower back with a .38 Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd the case is dismissed! __________________________ The entire reason for the Second Amendment is not for hunting, it’s not for target shooting … it’s there so that you and I can protect our homes and our children and and our families and our lives. And it’s also there as fundamental check on government tyranny. Sen Ted Cruz | |||
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| Internet Guru |
Lucky it missed her fracas...that would likely prove fatal. | |||
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Reminds me of an old golf joke. A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round when she was stung by a yellowjacket. Her pain was so intense she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You're back early, what’s up?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where'd it get you?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. "Well" he said, “I can see your stance is too wide.” | |||
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According to Wayne and Shuster in their classic routine “Rinse the Blood off my Toga.” Julius Caesar was stabbed in the Rotunda. That’s a very painful spot... | |||
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| Too soon old, too late smart |
According to a newspaper report, a woman was shot in the fracas and the bullet is in her yet.  | |||
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So the yet is her ass? _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Was she shot by a panda? "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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