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One of my brother's med school classmates' name is Doctor Doctor. I guess his parents had a vision their newborn son one day would become a doctor.


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My wife had a patient last week who's name was Harry Cox. She thought someone was trying to play a joke on her.
 
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Had a girl in my elementary school named Robin Hood.


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One of my brother's med school classmates' name is Doctor Doctor. I guess his parents had a vision their newborn son one day would become a doctor.


Or maybe they just liked the Robert Palmer song.Smile
Doctor, doctor. Give me the news.
I got a bad case of loving you.


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"Take the average person....then realize that 50% of all people are more stupid than him!"
George Carlin
 
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In Catch-22, one of the Army Officers was Major Major Major Major.



Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you put your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket.

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George Foreman has 12 kids, 5 of them boys and He named all of them George.


We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.
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Had a neighbor growing up, her married name was Rose Rose.
 
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They're after my Lucky Charms!
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Back in the 90s there was the following phonebook listing...
Dick, Richard
Dick, R
Dick, Richard

Really wanted to call the middle and ask for Dick Dick.

Also:


Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up
Dirt Sailors Unite!
 
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Had a boss many years ago named Harry Ashe.
Always had to suppress a chuckle when I would hear him introduce himself.
 
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Went to school with three sisters
April, May, and June Flowers
 
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I served in the Navy with a guy named Juan Juan.

JP



"Alcohol: the cause and solution to all of life's problems" --Homer J. Simpson
 
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Anyone remember Frank Zappa?

Dweezel and Moon Unit. (Moon Unit was hot)



if you are a Zappa fan,, go see Dweezil next time he tours,
you won't be disappointed,



working in the hood, had plenty of Special, Sparkle and the like
even a La-Ah (la, dash, ah)


and the ever popular mixed name, as in they took the first 2 or 3 letters from mom, dad, gramps etc, and put them all together



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In the late late ‘80s there was a listing in the Albany NY phone book for Haywood Jablome. It was a prank by a fraternity at SUNYA. One of the columnists for the local paper was a rank bastard who hated the students and wrote a column that would been worthy of Ed Anger.


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Not just poor folk, Big Jim Hogg, 20th Gov. of Texas, 1886-1890, and one of the leading citizens of Houston named his daughter Ima. Perhaps surprisingly, she never married. Nor did she have a sister named Ura as is often contended.

Long time friend of mine is William Fisher, of course we called him "Billfish."

In the 1968 University of Michigan freshman directory was an entry for a nice-looking young lady "Susie Blosenfuchs." Of course, it was bogus.
 
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Three Generations
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I served in the Navy with a guy named Juan Juan.

JP


When I was instructing at Pensacola, one of my student's first name was Nohj (John spelled backwards) and pronounced "Nodge"




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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There is a girl/greeter at my favorite restaurant. Her name is "Tequila Rose". Word is, her Grandmother gave her the name. She"s also the prettiest girl I've seen in a long time. Well spoken and nice, too. A real winner if I've seen one lately.

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You want strange names, ask all the cops out here.

Stopped a hippie looking guy on foot in the train yards one night. Said him name was Tree Of Life. After I tuned him up a bit, ha (not really, he produces a drivers license that stated "Life, Tree Of".

Knew a girl once that was named Hope, her younger sister named Faith. The youngest girl was named some common name Jane, Sue or something like that. Why not Charity or Love?
 
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Classmate in high school - John Smith

His only problem, when stopped by the police, was that it was real.
 
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Really wanted to call the middle and ask for Dick Dick.





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