One of my brother's med school classmates' name is Doctor Doctor. I guess his parents had a vision their newborn son one day would become a doctor.
My wife had a patient last week who's name was Harry Cox. She thought someone was trying to play a joke on her.
Had a girl in my elementary school named Robin Hood.
NRA Life Member, Rifle & Pistol Instructor and Range Safety Officer
“A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.”
-- Mark Twain, 1902
Or maybe they just liked the Robert Palmer song.
Doctor, doctor. Give me the news.
I got a bad case of loving you.
"It's hard to imagine a more stupid or dangerous way of making decisions, than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong."
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"Take the average person....then realize that 50% of all people are more stupid than him!"
In Catch-22, one of the Army Officers was Major Major Major Major.
Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you put your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
George Foreman has 12 kids, 5 of them boys and He named all of them George.
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.
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Had a neighbor growing up, her married name was Rose Rose.
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Back in the 90s there was the following phonebook listing...
Really wanted to call the middle and ask for Dick Dick.
Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up
Dirt Sailors Unite!
Had a boss many years ago named Harry Ashe.
Always had to suppress a chuckle when I would hear him introduce himself.
Went to school with three sisters
April, May, and June Flowers
I served in the Navy with a guy named Juan Juan.
"Alcohol: the cause and solution to all of life's problems" --Homer J. Simpson
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if you are a Zappa fan,, go see Dweezil next time he tours,
you won't be disappointed,
working in the hood, had plenty of Special, Sparkle and the like
even a La-Ah (la, dash, ah)
and the ever popular mixed name, as in they took the first 2 or 3 letters from mom, dad, gramps etc, and put them all together
In the late late ‘80s there was a listing in the Albany NY phone book for Haywood Jablome. It was a prank by a fraternity at SUNYA. One of the columnists for the local paper was a rank bastard who hated the students and wrote a column that would been worthy of Ed Anger.
"You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer")
Not just poor folk, Big Jim Hogg, 20th Gov. of Texas, 1886-1890, and one of the leading citizens of Houston named his daughter Ima. Perhaps surprisingly, she never married. Nor did she have a sister named Ura as is often contended.
Long time friend of mine is William Fisher, of course we called him "Billfish."
In the 1968 University of Michigan freshman directory was an entry for a nice-looking young lady "Susie Blosenfuchs." Of course, it was bogus.
|Three Generations |
When I was instructing at Pensacola, one of my student's first name was Nohj (John spelled backwards) and pronounced "Nodge"
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
There is a girl/greeter at my favorite restaurant. Her name is "Tequila Rose". Word is, her Grandmother gave her the name. She"s also the prettiest girl I've seen in a long time. Well spoken and nice, too. A real winner if I've seen one lately.
Unhappy ammo seeker
Stopped a hippie looking guy on foot in the train yards one night. Said him name was Tree Of Life. After I tuned him up a bit, ha (not really, he produces a drivers license that stated "Life, Tree Of".
Knew a girl once that was named Hope, her younger sister named Faith. The youngest girl was named some common name Jane, Sue or something like that. Why not Charity or Love?
Classmate in high school - John Smith
His only problem, when stopped by the police, was that it was real.
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