Friend of my wife's family named their kid Tim Burr. Now if we are counting foreign names, it can really get hilarious. I worked with a guy in our China office named Yu Da Foo.
Used to work with a guy with the last name of Cain.
Yep, his sister was named Candace - but everybody called her Candy Cain. When she got married she quickly changer her last name.
Went to junior high with a guy named Jack Goff. He preferred to be call Jay for some reason.
Retired holster maker.
Retired police chief.
Formerly Sergeant, US Army Airborne Infantry, Pathfinders
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My wife hears a lot of interesting names at the hospital. What these parents are thinking when they saddle these kids with such names is a mystery (though they probably aren’t thinking). Of course, no matter how bad one is, there may be one worse, like when Latrine in Robin Hood told the Sheriff that she’d changed her name.
“You changed your name?”
“Yeah, it used to be S*#%house.”
"Aut viam inveniam aut faciam (I will either find a way or make one)." -- Hannibal Barca
It's pronounced, "Oz-we-pay".
This guys DL got ran more than any other DL in Louisiana.
All the new LEO's ended up running it.
And no, junior not being able to hold still for 5 seconds is not a disability.
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When my daughter was younger, she was a cheerleader for a pop warner football squad. One set of parents had their kid's name on the back of jerseys they were wearing. "Semaj" was the name, and they called it out frequently..."you go Semaj", etc. It didn't take me long to realize they just reversed the Dad's name. James-->Semaj
Floridian by birth, Seminole by the grace of God
I went to school with a Virginia Hamm, and a neighbor's grand daughter was named T9C, (a southern way to say something is very small, but I don't think it is spelled that way, lol.
I have heard of a boy named Sue
There were two names I’ll never forget.
I worked at a sandwich shop that delivered. Had a man with a thick asian accent call in an order and said his name was Ouch Doung. I looked him up thinking it would as a prank and sure enough, name and address matched.
The second was when I worked at a car dealership. Lady came in for an appointment said her name was Paj-a-may. It was spelled Pajama.
All I've had all day is like six gummy bears and some scotch...
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More than once I have seen a girl named Abcde. Pronounced ab-su-dee.
Then when I was a kid there was a guy in Austin,TX named Henauder Titzoff.
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My understanding is my parents almost named me Aristotle.
Thank God they gave a drunk Irish moniker instead. I took enough thumpings as a young-gun as it was.
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein
I processed an insurance application for an old man whose first name was Estrus.
Worked with a woman whose first name was Arthur. Yeah, her daddy already had a son named Arthur.
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I shoot every week with a woman named Crystal Clear.
I once did business with a man named Noble Redwood.
"So, honey, I was thinking we'd give our son a name that'd make people think he was a Balkan terrorist. Whadya say?"
Met a lady whos name was "Penelope Hore". She went by "Penny". *Face palm*
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Remember - Training is not sparring. Sparring is not fighting. Fighting is not combat.
My high school algebra teacher was Mr. Flowers.
He married a woman with the first name “Loverly”.
In that same town, we once had a mayor named Harry W. Baals. The city named a street for him, Harry W. Baals Lane.
Company, villainous company hath been the spoil of me.
I worked with a lady whose (married) name was Carol Carol.
Went to school with a kid named Ahfoo.
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