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Ryanp225
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It has never occurred to me to dine or snack whilst showering or bathing.

You need to experience "THE SHOWER BEER".
Best on a summer day after work.
 
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mbinky
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Originally posted by Ryanp225:
You need to experience "THE SHOWER BEER".
Best on a summer day after work.


I'm glad I'm not the only one! Absolutely phenomenal! Smile
 
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Atleast it isnt 2 naked meth users. Every twenty minutes, dancing because they know there is a camera. And I've not left the jail yet, so I'm sure more of that will happen until I can get patrol.


It makes the shower beer better. It really does


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Sig2340
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Eating Cheetos in the tub crosses the line of propriety with me.




Nice is overrated

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I come home and find a stranger bathing in my house and eating my snack food, I am calling the ambulance, not the cops, cause they are crazy and need help. Unless they got into the leftover tater tot casserole, then it's on.


LOL! Agreed Big Grin



 
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ersatzknarf
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Originally posted by Ryanp225:
You need to experience "THE SHOWER BEER".
Best on a summer day after work.


I'm glad I'm not the only one! Absolutely phenomenal! Smile


Okay, how does one play ?

How do you keep the shower out of the beer and what about the frosty glass ? Wink



 
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At least it wasn’t in a bean bag chair, because Ron white would have been pissed.


"Hold my beer.....Watch this".
 
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nukeandpave
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Shower beer. Never thought of that.

The things you learn on Sigforum.
 
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Lol !
Yep it seems there is not allot of pleasant looking crazies ... I've married or dated them all I suppose ...


In 3yrs of hospital security work, I only encountered hot-crazy once. She was cute, but we were too busy restraining her psycho ass to really notice.

The rest...Eek



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Originally posted by mbinky:
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Originally posted by Ryanp225:
You need to experience "THE SHOWER BEER".
Best on a summer day after work.


I'm glad I'm not the only one! Absolutely phenomenal! Smile


Okay, how does one play ?

How do you keep the shower out of the beer and what about the frosty glass ? Wink


I know you don't hold it between your legs while scrubbing arm pits! Big Grin


You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
 
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And if he denies the cheetos there's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSMZhCCEFuA


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