I am waiting on the back story.

MONROE, La. — Police in Louisiana say a woman came home to discover a naked stranger in her tub, eating her Cheetos while taking a bath.

A Monroe police affidavit says 29-year-old Evelyn Washington was arrested on burglary and property damage charges.

The Fort Worth Star-Telegram reports that a responding officer found “a full tub of water and a plate of food along with half eaten Cheetos belonging to the victim on the toilet next to the tub.”

Washington told the homeowner and police that an unknown male had told her to break into the house. Police found a tall ice chest under a broken window.

It’s unclear whether she has a lawyer.

The women did not know one another.

Link:http://wgntv.com/2018/04/19/homeowner-finds-naked-intruder-in-her-tub-eating-cheetos/

If I find you in my house, eating my Cheetos, you won't need an attorney.

Coroner perhaps, but not an attorney.

I have a person who I know quite well that had a mental breakdown a few years back.

They ended up walking into an occupied home in the middle of the night due to their desire to wash the clothes they were wearing at the time. While using the family's washing machine, they put on one of the family members pants and began eating a snack and watching tv.

The son woke in the morning and saw this, alerted the father who called police. Offending person ran, police arrested them nearby.

I am still quite surprised the person stumbled onto an occupied home / unlocked door / engaged in washing clothes / escaped harm. (Did go to jail though)

Ron White's daughter?

Duck Dynasty?

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Originally posted by Rightwire:
If I find you in my house, eating my Cheetos, you won't need an attorney.

Coroner perhaps, but not an attorney.

Ain't just eating Cheetos, you've got a naked woman in your bathtub eating Cheetos. As the Sigforum LEOs have posted many times, the people you encounter naked are the ones you never want to see naked.

I'm thinking they'll need an attorney, and you'll need a 55 gallon drum of brain bleach from looking at her at gunpoint for 9 or 10 minutes waiting for the LEOs arrive.

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The Fort Worth Star-Telegram reports that a responding officer found “a full tub of water and a plate of food along with half eaten Cheetos belonging to the victim on the toilet next to the tub.”

Seems kind of unsanitary

I am at the point in my life where I might welcome a naked 29 year old into my house for some cheetos...

Was there a pic?



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NEVER MIND! Po-po come quick and take her away....

I want this tub scrubbed clean and disinfected!

The tub can be bleached. But the judge best make that bitch fess up a few bags of Cheeto's!

Me, I'd burn the house down and use a flamethrower down to three feet, then sow the tract with cacti.

tac

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Originally posted by 911Boss:Was there a pic?

Well, there's a face there, for sure, but not one that you could easily love. Adding to the debit side, there doesn't appear to be much going on behind it, either. I've seen trees with more obvious intelligence than that.

tac

During a bout of unemployment, I saw my doctor for an orange penis. "What have you been doing since you lost your job?" "Watching porn and eating Cheetos"

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Originally posted by tatortodd:

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Originally posted by Rightwire:
If I find you in my house, eating my Cheetos, you won't need an attorney.

Coroner perhaps, but not an attorney.

Ain't just eating Cheetos, you've got a naked woman in your bathtub eating Cheetos. As the Sigforum LEOs have posted many times, the people you encounter naked are the ones you never want to see naked.

I'm thinking they'll need an attorney, and you'll need a 55 gallon drum of brain bleach from looking at her at gunpoint for 9 or 10 minutes waiting for the LEOs arrive.

8 years as a Firefighter/medic. Absolutely agreed, there are a lot of things that only happen on TV, and an equal number that just can't be unseen.

Lol !
Yep it seems there is not allot of pleasant looking crazies ... I've married or dated them all I suppose ...

I come home and find a stranger bathing in my house and eating my snack food, I am calling the ambulance, not the cops, cause they are crazy and need help. Unless they got into the leftover tater tot casserole, then it's on.

It has never occurred to me to dine or snack whilst showering or bathing.

Is this a modern Goldilocks? Bagged snacks instead of porridge, bathtubs instead of beds?

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Originally posted by ensigmatic:
It has never occurred to me to dine or snack whilst showering or bathing.

I'll drink the occasional beer in the shower, after a really shitty day when it just can't wait.

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Originally posted by ensigmatic:
It has never occurred to me to dine or snack whilst showering or bathing.

It is actually quite common. Varies across cultures. LOL