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Homeowner finds naked intruder in tub, eating Cheetos

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April 20, 2018, 01:08 PM
Ryanp225
Homeowner finds naked intruder in tub, eating Cheetos
quote:
Originally posted by ensigmatic:
It has never occurred to me to dine or snack whilst showering or bathing.

You need to experience "THE SHOWER BEER".
Best on a summer day after work.
April 20, 2018, 01:12 PM
mbinky
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225:
You need to experience "THE SHOWER BEER".
Best on a summer day after work.


I'm glad I'm not the only one! Absolutely phenomenal! Smile
April 20, 2018, 02:54 PM
fatmanspencer
Atleast it isnt 2 naked meth users. Every twenty minutes, dancing because they know there is a camera. And I've not left the jail yet, so I'm sure more of that will happen until I can get patrol.


It makes the shower beer better. It really does


Used guns deserve a home too
April 20, 2018, 03:04 PM
Sig2340
Eating Cheetos in the tub crosses the line of propriety with me.




Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
April 20, 2018, 08:29 PM
ersatzknarf
quote:
Originally posted by Stlhead:
I come home and find a stranger bathing in my house and eating my snack food, I am calling the ambulance, not the cops, cause they are crazy and need help. Unless they got into the leftover tater tot casserole, then it's on.


LOL! Agreed Big Grin



April 20, 2018, 08:33 PM
ersatzknarf
quote:
Originally posted by mbinky:
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225:
You need to experience "THE SHOWER BEER".
Best on a summer day after work.


I'm glad I'm not the only one! Absolutely phenomenal! Smile


Okay, how does one play ?

How do you keep the shower out of the beer and what about the frosty glass ? Wink



April 20, 2018, 08:45 PM
nighthawk
At least it wasn’t in a bean bag chair, because Ron white would have been pissed.


"Hold my beer.....Watch this".
April 20, 2018, 09:16 PM
nukeandpave
Shower beer. Never thought of that.

The things you learn on Sigforum.
April 20, 2018, 09:43 PM
Strambo
quote:
Originally posted by Haveme1or2:
Lol !
Yep it seems there is not allot of pleasant looking crazies ... I've married or dated them all I suppose ...


In 3yrs of hospital security work, I only encountered hot-crazy once. She was cute, but we were too busy restraining her psycho ass to really notice.

The rest...Eek



“People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.” –Chuck Palahnuik

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April 20, 2018, 10:33 PM
darthfuster
quote:
Originally posted by ersatzknarf:
quote:
Originally posted by mbinky:
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225:
You need to experience "THE SHOWER BEER".
Best on a summer day after work.


I'm glad I'm not the only one! Absolutely phenomenal! Smile


Okay, how does one play ?

How do you keep the shower out of the beer and what about the frosty glass ? Wink


I know you don't hold it between your legs while scrubbing arm pits! Big Grin


You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
April 20, 2018, 10:42 PM
Krazeehorse
And if he denies the cheetos there's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSMZhCCEFuA


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