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always with a hat or sunscreen
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Hey Dick! Oh... err... sorry Smile LOL



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Are you wearing khakis?






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The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
Posts: 14199 | Location: It was Lat: 33.xxxx Lon: 44.xxxx now it's CA :( | Registered: March 22, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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You could have been called Sue.


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Two of my customers wanted to schedule leaf clean ups. The first one called me Larry, the other called me Tom.

Confused

I'm Confused too. So which is it: Tom or Larry? Or are you uncertain, yourself?


Since it is for leaf abatement, Russell should be able to rake it in.
 
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Serenity now!
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...long as they don't call you late for dinner...



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You can call me Ray
And you can call me J
And you can call me RJ
But you doesn't have to call me Johnson.


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So there is iron in my words of life.

 
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Lucy, you have some explaining to do...




 
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Glorious SPAM!
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I get called Mike all the time. My name is not Mike. I've given up. (It's Mark)
 
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My last name is nine letters long. It is phonetically a conjunction of two very common words which, if read separately would stump no one. But together they produce all manner of permutations with pronunciations that involve letters not even present. How is that possible? How do you get that word out of that spelling? It's a mystery.



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
 
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Thanks for the great lawn care Frank!
 
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You can call me Ray
And you can call me J
And you can call me RJ
But you doesn't have to call me Johnson.
HAHA! Raymond J. Johnson. I haven't heard that for such a long time. Big Grin
 
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My last name is nine letters long. It is phonetically a conjunction of two very common words which, if read separately would stump no one. But together they produce all manner of permutations with pronunciations that involve letters not even present. How is that possible? How do you get that word out of that spelling? It's a mystery.
My last name is 99% of the time pronounced with a "N" beginning the last syllable. There is no "N" in my last name. Not in the last syllable, not in the first, not anywhere.
 
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They can call you Flower if they want too!



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