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I got emails from a couple of customers
November 30, 2017, 03:35 PM
bald1I got emails from a couple of customers
Hey Dick! Oh... err... sorry

LOL
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November 30, 2017, 04:16 PM
LS1 GTOAre you wearing khakis?
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November 30, 2017, 04:28 PM
ArLEOretYou could have been called Sue.
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November 30, 2017, 07:28 PM
Shifferbrainsquote:
Originally posted by ensigmatic:
quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
Two of my customers wanted to schedule leaf clean ups. The first one called me Larry, the other called me Tom.
I'm

too. So which is it: Tom or Larry? Or are you uncertain, yourself?
Since it is for leaf abatement, Russell should be able to rake it in.
November 30, 2017, 10:01 PM
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ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ November 30, 2017, 10:04 PM
darthfuster...long as they don't call you late for dinner...
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier November 30, 2017, 10:41 PM
lbjYou can call me Ray
And you can call me J
And you can call me RJ
But you doesn't have to call me Johnson.
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December 01, 2017, 04:56 PM
Excam_ManLucy, you have some explaining to do...
December 01, 2017, 05:03 PM
mbinkyI get called Mike all the time. My name is not Mike. I've given up. (It's Mark)
December 01, 2017, 07:22 PM
darthfusterMy last name is nine letters long. It is phonetically a conjunction of two very common words which, if read separately would stump no one. But together they produce all manner of permutations with pronunciations that involve letters not even present. How is that possible? How do you get that word out of that spelling? It's a mystery.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier December 01, 2017, 07:59 PM
RHINOWSOThanks for the great lawn care Frank!
December 01, 2017, 08:31 PM
mark123quote:
Originally posted by lbj:
You can call me Ray
And you can call me J
And you can call me RJ
But you doesn't have to call me Johnson.
HAHA! Raymond J. Johnson. I haven't heard that for such a long time.

December 01, 2017, 08:34 PM
mark123quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
My last name is nine letters long. It is phonetically a conjunction of two very common words which, if read separately would stump no one. But together they produce all manner of permutations with pronunciations that involve letters not even present. How is that possible? How do you get that word out of that spelling? It's a mystery.
My last name is 99% of the time pronounced with a "N" beginning the last syllable. There is no "N" in my last name. Not in the last syllable, not in the first, not anywhere.
December 01, 2017, 09:44 PM
thundersonThey can call you Flower if they want too!
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