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LoboGunLeather
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I remained closed to the telephone all night just in case the Governor or President might call with a last minute pardon, commutation, or stay of execution. The appointed hour arrived with no calls received, thus the condemned was placed into a roasting pan, then into an oven with the power turned on. There will be a private family ceremony later in the day, after which I plan a little RIP on the couch while dozens of young men demonstrate their athletic talents on a football field.

Enjoy!


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molachi
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That is a take on the day that I never thought of. Thanks.
 
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I tried calling frantically for hours. Line was busy?????? Big Grin



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And a Happy Merry Cranberry to you. Enjoy.
 
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Happy Thanksgiving Day to all my Sig Forum brothers and sisters. Stay safe and watch your 6s.


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Obviously there was no pardon then. Did the condemned have any last words or wishes? Wink

Happy Thanksgiving all! Smile
 
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sigmonkey
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Did the condemned have any last words or wishes?


Yes. He said. "Gobble, gobble gobble gobble!"

His last wishes will be respected.



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rekstrom
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Did he get a last meal? Or was he stuffed?
 
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