No last minute phone calls

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November 22, 2018, 08:00 AM

LoboGunLeather

No last minute phone calls

I remained closed to the telephone all night just in case the Governor or President might call with a last minute pardon, commutation, or stay of execution. The appointed hour arrived with no calls received, thus the condemned was placed into a roasting pan, then into an oven with the power turned on. There will be a private family ceremony later in the day, after which I plan a little RIP on the couch while dozens of young men demonstrate their athletic talents on a football field.

Enjoy!

November 22, 2018, 08:41 AM

molachi

That is a take on the day that I never thought of. Thanks.

November 22, 2018, 08:50 AM

old rugged cross

I tried calling frantically for hours. Line was busy??????

November 22, 2018, 10:48 AM

OKCGene

And a Happy Merry Cranberry to you. Enjoy.

November 22, 2018, 11:09 AM

ArLEOret

Happy Thanksgiving Day to all my Sig Forum brothers and sisters. Stay safe and watch your 6s.

November 22, 2018, 11:15 AM

Modern Day Savage

Obviously there was no pardon then. Did the condemned have any last words or wishes?

Happy Thanksgiving all!

November 22, 2018, 11:19 AM

sigmonkey

quote:
Did the condemned have any last words or wishes?

Yes. He said. "Gobble, gobble gobble gobble!"

His last wishes will be respected.

_{"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד}