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I am invoking Article 66 of the Waiver which allows me to override the "no profanity in subject lines" rule of the forum.

Lots of video examples of Larry David. This one will do nicely. I am Larry David.



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Lots of video examples. This on ewill do nicely.

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OK, who in your house invited Oswalt Patton over for shabbat? That’s for sure would make me a curmudgeonly old “get off my lawn guy”; instantly.





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Oh, don't get me started on that back-stabbing, pussy-ass little punk, turning his back on Dave Chappelle for all the mentally ill gender-confused freaks.

Fucking bitch-ass coward. No loyalty, no strength, no courage. Little bitch.

And that's just for starters.

 
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"I will say one other thing- that the left, over that period (50 or 60 years) have tended to take the view that simply by holding the opinions they have and being on the side of what they term 'progress' , they are themselves moral and that those who don't hold their views- which I don't- are themselves immoral." - Peter Hitchens
 
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I guess I'm your other brother Larry.
 
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"I will say one other thing- that the left, over that period (50 or 60 years) have tended to take the view that simply by holding the opinions they have and being on the side of what they term 'progress' , they are themselves moral and that those who don't hold their views- which I don't- are themselves immoral." - Peter Hitchens


Three good minutes -





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#9 in Para’s video (Ice Cream) made me laugh the loudest. I see some variation of that clip almost every day.


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The world is a far richer place for Larry David. God bless that man. I have a Walter Mitty fantasy that I'll run into him on a visit to LA and ask him to insult Mrs. Lee and myself.
 
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LOL I'm a dying animal
 
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...but Vince Vaughn is awesome....



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...because he's not Patton Oswalt, who is a documented pussy-ass litle bitch.

[Larry David] OK, people find the thread confusing! It's about two different things! Why does a thread have to be about just one thing? No, no, tell me! Tell me why! Tell me why a thread has to be about just one thing? Where is that- is that written down somewhere? Show me the rule! Show me the rule! I'm just asking for you to show me the rule! If you say there'a a rule, and you show me, fine! But if there's no rule...
OK, yeah, it's confusing. I admit, it's confusing, but SIGnified mentioned Patton Oswalt, and Patton Oswalt was in the clip, and I had just watched the Shapiro video- very smart man- Shapiro! Very smart! So, uh, I was, y'know, all churned up and... yes, I was churned up! Why is that funny? I was upset! OK? Is that better? Is that in the rule book, too? Where's this book? No, I'm- I'm just saying- I'm JUST SAYING, if there's a book, you should show me! Wait, where are you going? Where- what about dinner? You still want to go? OK, I'll- I'll call you! OK! Everything- everything is fine! Really! [/Larry David]
 
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I’ve shared this before but this is my favorite Larry David scene, people who park like shit drive me crazy:




 
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...because he's not Patton Oswalt, who is a documented pussy-ass litle bitch.

[Larry David] OK, people find the thread confusing! It's about two different things! Why does a thread have to be about just one thing? No, no, tell me! Tell me why! Tell me why a thread has to be about just one thing? Where is that- is that written down somewhere? Show me the rule! Show me the rule! I'm just asking for you to show me the rule! If you say there'a a rule, and you show me, fine! But if there's no rule...
OK, yeah, it's confusing. I admit, it's confusing, but SIGnified mentioned Patton Oswalt, and Patton Oswalt was in the clip, and I had just watched the Shapiro video- very smart man- Shapiro! Very smart! So, uh, I was, y'know, all churned up and... yes, I was churned up! Why is that funny? I was upset! OK? Is that better? Is that in the rule book, too? Where's this book? No, I'm- I'm just saying- I'm JUST SAYING, if there's a book, you should show me! Wait, where are you going? Where- what about dinner? You still want to go? OK, I'll- I'll call you! OK! Everything- everything is fine! Really! [/Larry David]



Lmao - I’m think I’m having a Kramer moment …

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https://youtu.be/UXRefikXFFw


Apparently Timothy Olyphant is not a fan of Patton or working with him on Justified




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Dave Chappelle is the most real person out there IMO. I laugh like Hell when I watch him.
People like Patton piss me off to no end trying to pander towards a certain group of people. I don't know him personally but he can fuck off like most of the people out there like him.


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Well, now I see what I am missing by only having OTA broadcasting. He is hilarious but but but he's correct.
 
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I'm sure y'all are right about Patton... but I remember him playing a constable in Justified and it was funny as hell as he was showing off all his stuff (think of Gecko 45) and finally showed his hide away knife in his sock... in a later episode he was being 'interviewed' by a hired killer and he went down supposedly whispering what the guy wanted to hear while reaching in his sock. he lived the gangster didn't.


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