"I am your retribution." - Donald Trump, speech at CPAC, March 4, 2023
January 05, 2022, 06:13 PM
SIGnified
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: Lots of video examples. This on ewill do nicely.
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OK, who in your house invited Oswalt Patton over for shabbat? That’s for sure would make me a curmudgeonly old “get off my lawn guy”; instantly.
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein
January 05, 2022, 06:26 PM
parabellum
Oh, don't get me started on that back-stabbing, pussy-ass little punk, turning his back on Dave Chappelle for all the mentally ill gender-confused freaks.
Fucking bitch-ass coward. No loyalty, no strength, no courage. Little bitch.
And that's just for starters.
January 05, 2022, 06:31 PM
SIGnified
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein
January 05, 2022, 06:34 PM
parabellum
"I will say one other thing- that the left, over that period (50 or 60 years) have tended to take the view that simply by holding the opinions they have and being on the side of what they term 'progress' , they are themselves moral and that those who don't hold their views- which I don't- are themselves immoral." - Peter Hitchens
January 05, 2022, 06:44 PM
mark60
I guess I'm your other brother Larry.
January 05, 2022, 06:45 PM
Ripley
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: "I will say one other thing- that the left, over that period (50 or 60 years) have tended to take the view that simply by holding the opinions they have and being on the side of what they term 'progress' , they are themselves moral and that those who don't hold their views- which I don't- are themselves immoral." - Peter Hitchens
Three good minutes -
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
January 05, 2022, 07:26 PM
Ronin1069
#9 in Para’s video (Ice Cream) made me laugh the loudest. I see some variation of that clip almost every day.
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January 05, 2022, 07:39 PM
YellowJacket
Not afraid to wear Chet's shirt in front of his widow.
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
January 05, 2022, 08:03 PM
Rick Lee
The world is a far richer place for Larry David. God bless that man. I have a Walter Mitty fantasy that I'll run into him on a visit to LA and ask him to insult Mrs. Lee and myself.
Freewill Firearms 07 FFL
January 05, 2022, 08:21 PM
nasig
LOL I'm a dying animal
January 05, 2022, 08:34 PM
parabellum
Inspiring
January 05, 2022, 08:39 PM
darthfuster
...but Vince Vaughn is awesome....
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
January 05, 2022, 08:51 PM
parabellum
...because he's not Patton Oswalt, who is a documented pussy-ass litle bitch.
[Larry David] OK, people find the thread confusing! It's about two different things! Why does a thread have to be about just one thing? No, no, tell me! Tell me why! Tell me why a thread has to be about just one thing? Where is that- is that written down somewhere? Show me the rule! Show me the rule! I'm just asking for you to show me the rule! If you say there'a a rule, and you show me, fine! But if there's no rule... OK, yeah, it's confusing. I admit, it's confusing, but SIGnified mentioned Patton Oswalt, and Patton Oswalt was in the clip, and I had just watched the Shapiro video- very smart man- Shapiro! Very smart! So, uh, I was, y'know, all churned up and... yes, I was churned up! Why is that funny? I was upset! OK? Is that better? Is that in the rule book, too? Where's this book? No, I'm- I'm just saying- I'm JUST SAYING, if there's a book, you should show me! Wait, where are you going? Where- what about dinner? You still want to go? OK, I'll- I'll call you! OK! Everything- everything is fine! Really! [/Larry David]
January 05, 2022, 09:02 PM
PASig
I’ve shared this before but this is my favorite Larry David scene, people who park like shit drive me crazy:
January 06, 2022, 12:43 PM
SIGnified
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: ...because he's not Patton Oswalt, who is a documented pussy-ass litle bitch.
[Larry David] OK, people find the thread confusing! It's about two different things! Why does a thread have to be about just one thing? No, no, tell me! Tell me why! Tell me why a thread has to be about just one thing? Where is that- is that written down somewhere? Show me the rule! Show me the rule! I'm just asking for you to show me the rule! If you say there'a a rule, and you show me, fine! But if there's no rule... OK, yeah, it's confusing. I admit, it's confusing, but SIGnified mentioned Patton Oswalt, and Patton Oswalt was in the clip, and I had just watched the Shapiro video- very smart man- Shapiro! Very smart! So, uh, I was, y'know, all churned up and... yes, I was churned up! Why is that funny? I was upset! OK? Is that better? Is that in the rule book, too? Where's this book? No, I'm- I'm just saying- I'm JUST SAYING, if there's a book, you should show me! Wait, where are you going? Where- what about dinner? You still want to go? OK, I'll- I'll call you! OK! Everything- everything is fine! Really! [/Larry David]
Lmao - I’m think I’m having a Kramer moment …
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein
Apparently Timothy Olyphant is not a fan of Patton or working with him on Justified
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
January 06, 2022, 03:43 PM
joatmonv
Dave Chappelle is the most real person out there IMO. I laugh like Hell when I watch him. People like Patton piss me off to no end trying to pander towards a certain group of people. I don't know him personally but he can fuck off like most of the people out there like him.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.
January 06, 2022, 04:06 PM
bronsht
Well, now I see what I am missing by only having OTA broadcasting. He is hilarious but but but he's correct.
January 06, 2022, 04:18 PM
Blume9mm
I'm sure y'all are right about Patton... but I remember him playing a constable in Justified and it was funny as hell as he was showing off all his stuff (think of Gecko 45) and finally showed his hide away knife in his sock... in a later episode he was being 'interviewed' by a hired killer and he went down supposedly whispering what the guy wanted to hear while reaching in his sock. he lived the gangster didn't.
