So what?

He publicly abandoned a friend of 34 years because he's a fucking coward. Don't tell me about some scene he did. That doesn't have the first thing to do with his shameful actions.

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Originally posted by Blume9mm:
I'm sure y'all are right about Patton... but I remember him playing a constable in Justified and it was funny as hell as he was showing off all his stuff (think of Gecko 45) and finally showed his hide away knife in his sock... in a later episode he was being 'interviewed' by a hired killer and he went down supposedly whispering what the guy wanted to hear while reaching in his sock. he lived the gangster didn't.

Click on that link I posted on the previous page, apparently even Timothy Olyphant thought he was a D bag

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Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:

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Originally posted by Blume9mm:
I'm sure y'all are right about Patton... but I remember him playing a constable in Justified and it was funny as hell as he was showing off all his stuff (think of Gecko 45) and finally showed his hide away knife in his sock... in a later episode he was being 'interviewed' by a hired killer and he went down supposedly whispering what the guy wanted to hear while reaching in his sock. he lived the gangster didn't.

Click on that link I posted on the previous page, apparently even Timothy Olyphant thought he was a D bag

He’s an evil fucking disease … progZombie

Dave Chappelle is too nice of a guy to do what he should do, which is to write this little freak off for good. Don't speak to him or respond to his texts or emails, and more than that, Dave needs to tell him "Don't ever show your face around me again or I promise you, I'll stomp a mudhole in your weak little ass."

Damn guys, why not put a knife in my heart!!
I MISS Justified!!

I miss cocksucker Wu and Swiggin’ on Deadwood …

But it would be Patton Oswalt on the streets of Deadwood for a day with Al. Actually, he wouldn’t even survive the first 30 seconds so we got a turn lil’ Patton over to Al’s hooors …

Great clip. They mixed in some scenes from this season that just ended. Love the show. Leon (JB Smoove) was a genius cast by Larry. The guy makes me laugh almost onto the floor whether it’s TapWater, his invention (genius!), or the episode concerning his watermelon. And Larry constantly says shit to people we’d all love to say. Super Dave was great when he was in there and I love Susie. She can say mother fucker and fucking this and that with the best of them. She cusses as well as a veteran sailor. She is always getting irate and getting into it with Larry. Can’t wait for the next season.

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Originally posted by SIGnified:
I miss cocksucker Wu and Swiggin’ on Deadwood …

But it would be Patton Oswalt on the streets of Deadwood for a day with Al. Actually, he wouldn’t even survive the first 30 seconds so we got a turn lil’ Patton over to Al’s hooors …

Oddly enough, Wu mentions Patton Oswalt. How weird is that?

Wow … so he does

I recall the heartwarming story of the young Patton Oswalt and his love for the game of baseball. Patton's father had great hopes for his son. He did his best to ensure the boy was properly educated, and dreamed of his son becoming a great statesman or perhaps a scientist who develops a cure for disease; maybe he would find fame as an explorer, venturing to remote places to advance mankind's knowledge of its planet.

Butt err but, young Patton had other ideas, and on the day Patton's father asked him what he wanted to do with his life, the truth was revealed that the boy wanted nothing but to be part of America's pastime.

Looking into his father's eyes, Patton said "I want to be a catcher, dad. All I can think about is catching. All those balls flying at me! So many and so fast! I might pitch from time to time but I'd rather be squatting down behind the batter. I'm the best catcher you'll ever see! What might keep me out of the big leagues, though, is that I'm a slow runner. All the guys around will tell you- I couldn't make it to first base in a taxi cab..."

Prophetic.

I never liked him.

I recall a documentary about Maynard James Keenan's wine endeavor.

Oswald appeared in it, with his smug flamboyant bullshit. He ruined a nice doc.

I might even use the F word on that guy, and and I ain't talking about the four-letter one. The shoe er, high-heel, fits.

I too, often find myself channeling my inner Larry David. And yes, Patton Oswalt is a cunt.

As usual, spot-on Para.

I hate Larry David, but #9 was right on. Move your shit somewhere else.

Para:

I hope this doesn’t violate your rule on mocking someone’s appearance, or maybe grant an exemption because A. It’s hilarious and B. Patton Oswalt deserves every bit of mockery coming his way:

Every time I see Patton Oswald I just think ‘How in the fuck did you make it on TV’? I just don’t get it. I guess it’s not who you know,,

"The most pathetic coward I've ever seen in my life!" He outs this weak little asshole for the hypocrite he is.

This fool is getting it from both sides now, but I'll bet he likes it like that.





Watch it before youtube discovers it and takes it down. H-y-p-o-c-r-i-t-e

If you want to see the glaring spotlight this colossal douchebag has turned on himself, take a look at this.

Youtube has been trying to get rid of Gavin McInnes for years. How he manages to still hang on, I don't know, and here's an example- "Did Patton Oswalt kill his wife?"

To be clear, McInnes is suggesting involuntary manslaughter due to a drug overdose.

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Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
https://youtu.be/UXRefikXFFw


Apparently Timothy Olyphant is not a fan of Patton or working with him on Justified

Yep. Basically said he was the only turd in the history of the show, and now he's doing worse to Chappelle. Oswald has little man douche syndrome.

A man who would betray a friend for personal gain is like unto Judas.