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Popcorn balls aren't on that list? WTF?

The little old lady down the street used to put food coloring in her's. Somehow it made them taste even better.


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I don't understand all of the hate for Tootsie Rolls. I eat those things by the bagful.
I agree! I love them! Then again I also love malted milk balls (Whoppers). I remember getting them in an actual large milk carton as a kid.
 
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Well, that guy don't know shit about candy!

I have to agree with his view on tootsie rolls and milk duds, but he's just plain wrong about pretty much everything else.

I'm heavily into Instant Gratification and do not have the time for anything that requires patience to eat. Hard candy (with the exception of peppermint life savers) is a tool of the debbil.

My list:

1. Malted Milk Balls, especially in the handy quart-sized "milk jug".
1. Heath Bars
1. Snickers
1. Butterfingers
1. Almond Joy
1. Payday
1. KitKat
1. Twix
1. Peppermint Patties

I trust you're seeing the trend by now...




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York Peppermint Patties and Malted Mothballs.


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Skittles should be down near candy corn on that list
 
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My tastebuds would walk a mile for a bucket of Reese’s peanut butter cups.
 
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Gummy bears #7 ... what is this guy 7 yrs old?


Tootsie rolls should not even be in the top 30.
Move Whoppers up a bunch.
Move 3 Musketeers up.
Move kit kats up.
Move starbursts down that is a trip to the dentist!

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The whole time that I was going through Hans Fiene’s list, I was wondering how Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups would place. It’s my #1 too.



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I must be the only person in the world that actually likes candy corn. I allow myself one bag a year. I'll buy a bag near the first of October and keep some in a small dish on my desk. It usually lasts the whole month, although I think this year I've only got enough to last another day or two.


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Originally posted by PHPaul:
Well, that guy don't know shit about candy!

I have to agree with his view on tootsie rolls and milk duds, but he's just plain wrong about pretty much everything else.

I'm heavily into Instant Gratification and do not have the time for anything that requires patience to eat. Hard candy (with the exception of peppermint life savers) is a tool of the debbil.

My list:

1. Malted Milk Balls, especially in the handy quart-sized "milk jug".
1. Heath Bars
1. Snickers
1. Butterfingers
1. Almond Joy
1. Payday
1. KitKat
1. Twix
1. Peppermint Patties

I trust you're seeing the trend by now...

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Yeah, that M14 video guy...
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He got number 1 right. Peanut M&M's should be number 2.

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Reese's peanut butter cups will always be my number 1, but I now have a new number 2, replacing Snickers. The Take 5. This is an AWESOME candy bar. If you see a bag in the store, buy it. you won't be disappointed.

 
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I buy the bags of Costco candy to hand out. Usually buy two just in case.

I pick out the Reese’s Cups though for me. Smile
 
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Malted Mothballs.


How do you get their tiny legs apart?



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I would put Cadbury Carmello or caramel filled choc eggs at the top. Other Cabury choc bars are great too and they use real chocolate.
 
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Adult candy in the better areas might be a 6-count package of Oreos. As God meant it to be.
 
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I buy the bags of Costco candy to hand out. Usually buy two just in case.

I pick out the Reese’s Cups though for me. Smile


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Reese's peanut butter cups will always be my number 1, but I now have a new number 2, replacing Snickers. The Take 5. This is an AWESOME candy bar. If you see a bag in the store, buy it. you won't be disappointed.



Reese's peanut butter cups and Take 5's are usually what I hand out. Love that sweet and salty taste of the Take 5's. I try not to buy them too soon for Halloween or I eat too many of them Big Grin .
 
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This is Fake News....Kit Kats at #17...really...this is not correct, comrades!
I agree guy who wrote this list must be from from Canada. Gummy Bears at 7.... they suck!
 
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P’shaw..... no mention of rootbeer barrels. Invalid list.

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