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Here’s The Only Completely Correct Ranking Of Halloween Candy

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October 24, 2018, 11:02 PM
Gustofer
Here’s The Only Completely Correct Ranking Of Halloween Candy
Popcorn balls aren't on that list? WTF?

The little old lady down the street used to put food coloring in her's. Somehow it made them taste even better.


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October 25, 2018, 12:14 AM
1s1k
quote:
Originally posted by houndawg:
I don't understand all of the hate for Tootsie Rolls. I eat those things by the bagful.
I agree! I love them! Then again I also love malted milk balls (Whoppers). I remember getting them in an actual large milk carton as a kid.
October 25, 2018, 05:39 AM
PHPaul
Well, that guy don't know shit about candy!

I have to agree with his view on tootsie rolls and milk duds, but he's just plain wrong about pretty much everything else.

I'm heavily into Instant Gratification and do not have the time for anything that requires patience to eat. Hard candy (with the exception of peppermint life savers) is a tool of the debbil.

My list:

1. Malted Milk Balls, especially in the handy quart-sized "milk jug".
1. Heath Bars
1. Snickers
1. Butterfingers
1. Almond Joy
1. Payday
1. KitKat
1. Twix
1. Peppermint Patties

I trust you're seeing the trend by now...




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October 25, 2018, 05:41 AM
braillediver
York Peppermint Patties and Malted Mothballs.


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October 25, 2018, 06:26 AM
arfmel
Skittles should be down near candy corn on that list
October 25, 2018, 07:52 AM
Sportshooter
My tastebuds would walk a mile for a bucket of Reese’s peanut butter cups.
October 25, 2018, 07:56 AM
HK Ag
Gummy bears #7 ... what is this guy 7 yrs old?


Tootsie rolls should not even be in the top 30.
Move Whoppers up a bunch.
Move 3 Musketeers up.
Move kit kats up.
Move starbursts down that is a trip to the dentist!

HK Ag
October 25, 2018, 08:16 AM
Pipe Smoker
The whole time that I was going through Hans Fiene’s list, I was wondering how Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups would place. It’s my #1 too.



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October 25, 2018, 08:43 AM
KDR
I must be the only person in the world that actually likes candy corn. I allow myself one bag a year. I'll buy a bag near the first of October and keep some in a small dish on my desk. It usually lasts the whole month, although I think this year I've only got enough to last another day or two.


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October 25, 2018, 08:50 AM
senza nome
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
Well, that guy don't know shit about candy!

I have to agree with his view on tootsie rolls and milk duds, but he's just plain wrong about pretty much everything else.

I'm heavily into Instant Gratification and do not have the time for anything that requires patience to eat. Hard candy (with the exception of peppermint life savers) is a tool of the debbil.

My list:

1. Malted Milk Balls, especially in the handy quart-sized "milk jug".
1. Heath Bars
1. Snickers
1. Butterfingers
1. Almond Joy
1. Payday
1. KitKat
1. Twix
1. Peppermint Patties

I trust you're seeing the trend by now...

Lindt
October 25, 2018, 08:58 AM
benny6
He got number 1 right. Peanut M&M's should be number 2.

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October 25, 2018, 08:58 AM
1967Goat
Reese's peanut butter cups will always be my number 1, but I now have a new number 2, replacing Snickers. The Take 5. This is an AWESOME candy bar. If you see a bag in the store, buy it. you won't be disappointed.


October 25, 2018, 10:58 AM
Jimineer
I buy the bags of Costco candy to hand out. Usually buy two just in case.

I pick out the Reese’s Cups though for me. Smile
October 25, 2018, 11:02 AM
vinnybass
quote:
Originally posted by braillediver:
Malted Mothballs.


How do you get their tiny legs apart?



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October 25, 2018, 11:26 AM
maxdog
I would put Cadbury Carmello or caramel filled choc eggs at the top. Other Cabury choc bars are great too and they use real chocolate.
October 25, 2018, 11:42 AM
Woodman
Adult candy in the better areas might be a 6-count package of Oreos. As God meant it to be.
October 25, 2018, 12:56 PM
Russ59
quote:
Originally posted by Jimineer:
I buy the bags of Costco candy to hand out. Usually buy two just in case.

I pick out the Reese’s Cups though for me. Smile


Do you live 10 miles from your nearest neighbor? Wink


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October 25, 2018, 12:58 PM
ShouldBFishin
quote:
Originally posted by 1967Goat:
Reese's peanut butter cups will always be my number 1, but I now have a new number 2, replacing Snickers. The Take 5. This is an AWESOME candy bar. If you see a bag in the store, buy it. you won't be disappointed.



Reese's peanut butter cups and Take 5's are usually what I hand out. Love that sweet and salty taste of the Take 5's. I try not to buy them too soon for Halloween or I eat too many of them Big Grin .
October 25, 2018, 01:28 PM
Jelly
quote:
Originally posted by lkdr1989:
This is Fake News....Kit Kats at #17...really...this is not correct, comrades!
I agree guy who wrote this list must be from from Canada. Gummy Bears at 7.... they suck!
October 25, 2018, 01:29 PM
SIGnified
P’shaw..... no mention of rootbeer barrels. Invalid list.

And no one likes nerds.





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