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“Oh, isn’t he a cute one!” the lady said, leaning over my stroller. With that, my die was cast. -- I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. JALLEN 10/18/18 https://sigforum.com/eve/forum...610094844#7610094844 | |||
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Keeping the economy moving since 1964 |
It was a cold, bleak Christmas morning.....  (my birthday is 12/25) ----------------------- You can't fall off the floor. | |||
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So I guess I wasn't aborted. But when I did enter the world the very first thing everyone saw was my ass. I've done my best to maintain that legacy. I am not BIPOLAR. I don't even like bears. | |||
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A snow baby born in Aug On the day I was born The nurses all gathered 'round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up Said "leave this one alone" She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton |
Merry Birthmas loser   I tease my son born a couple days before Christmas every year about his combined Birthmas but we have always made both days special for him | |||
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My wife is still laughing at this. | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
My story would be a musical... | |||
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| Keeping the economy moving since 1964 |
Right back atcha with a Merry Christmas, fuzzynutz!  I've never had a problem with my birthdate (nothing I can do about it anyway). ----------------------- You can't fall off the floor. | |||
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My Time is Yours |
" Looking up at my dad as he rescued me from being captive..." God, Family, Country. | |||
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Hold Fast |
All I know is 2 collage students had a real good time in July 1959. ****************************************************************************** Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet . . . | |||
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Bad dog! |
I grew up on Federal Hill in Providence, when it was a Mafia stronghold. "College" was street slang for prison. As in "I ain't seen Bobo these days." "Yeah, Bobo's in college. 3 to 5 for robbery." When I was a teenager, many of my friends were dead from heroin overdoses, or killed in Mafia violence, or in prison. Despite some setbacks, I actually went to college. Everybody had a nickname. Mine was "Joe College," usually delivered sarcastically. I wrote a memoir entitled "Of Blood and Love: Growing Up on Federal Hill." It is available on Amazon for $2.99 for the Kindle version, $28 for the paperback. ______________________________________________________ "You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone." | |||
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| Page late and a dollar short |
I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine I loaded 16 tons of number nine coal And the straw boss said, "Well, a-bless my soul" -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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Ammoholic |
An unremarkable child was born on an unremarkable night, even the weather was inconsequential... Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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Altitude Minimum |
Colonel Brown and his wife drove to Paris to celebrate Bastille day……9 months later a little bundle of joy arrived at Ft. Belvoir, VA. | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
Day one of my brother plotting against me. ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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Age Quod Agis |
Thanks for this, Joe. The city I refer to was Fall River. I grew up in Warren RI. One of my neighbors had plenty of friends from Federal Hill. "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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I came pretty close to being born in a car. Mom was going into labor, and Dad wanted to watch the end of a movie called "Hong Kong". They made it to the hospital, and she made it to the delivery room, but I'm not sure the casters on the gurney had stopped before it was time to go to recovery. === I would like to apologize to anyone I have *not* offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly. | |||
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Having been born in late October...the 29th to be exact, I was "christened" with a nickname of Spooky. Thank goodness that didn't stick. But forever have a sweet tooth and love chocolate....damn Halloween. I have two older sisters, Judy Carla and Carla Marie...15 and 10 years older than I am and I always got the story my parents really wanted a son. I'd like to think that since Carla was supposed to be Carl and that I wasn't just an oops surprise. By the way, my parents liked the name Carl; I'm a junior and both grandfathers who emigrated from Sweden were Carl. Carl it is! Carl from Campello, the south side of Brockton, MA. Known for it Swedish population, but when I think of Brockton, I think of shoe manufacturing and boxers. After all, Rocky Marciano and Marvin Hagler came from Brockton. SIGforum: For all your needs! Imagine our influence if every gun owner in America was an NRA member! Click the box>>>  | |||
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"You are late? Late for what"? End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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After a little too much vodka and 7 the old man says lets name him after that license plate | |||
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