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Points for creativity, no credit at all for foreskin err foresight.

So Joe Biden can go fuck himself!

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Washington, DC- Kurt Fellows (67), is being held by the Secret Service at an undisclosed location after a shipment containing close to 1000 previously used sex toys (dildos) arrived at the Whitehouse on Valentine’s Day addressed to President Biden. The letter attached to the shipment said, “Happy Valentine’s Day Sleepy Joe. Since you like to fuck all of us, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”.
"undisclosed location"? They've got him in a hole! What a dick move.
 
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Soooo....how do they know they were used?
 
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Sending sex toys to Biden for Valentine's Day will get you arrested by the SS. However, promoting the assassination of President Trump (Snoop Dogg, Kathy Griffin, Madonna, Johnny Depp, et al) will not.

So who does the SS work for now? The American people or the fascist Dems?


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Soooo....how do they know they were used?


Because Joe sniffed them, of course.


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Maybe he took the advice and actually DID fk himself.
 
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Curious to see the charges. Sounds like political speech to me.
 
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Might he have been given a free ride, if he had stated "LNIB"?



(Seriously, wondering how is it a crime "...While sending an unsolicited shipment of dildos to the President is grounds for arrest...")




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Maybe he should've sent him a bag of dicks instead.

https://dicksbymail.com/
 
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Ungrateful bastards.
 
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The article in the OP says "...after a shipment containing close to 1000 previously used sex toys (dildos) arrived at the Whitehouse on Valentine’s Day..." but I doubt they made it to the White House. There are remote screening facilities in the DC area, they may have started during the anthrax scare, maybe earlier.
 
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... Ya'll know that's a fake/satire "news" website, right?

From their About Us page:

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KVTA4 is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. KVTA4 uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.
 
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Ah, shit.

Just goes to show you- it can happen to the best of us. Razz

But, I WANT IT TO BE REAL!!
 
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If I had one; I would send it (if I got permission first).
 
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... Ya'll know that's a fake/satire "news" website, right?

From their About Us page:

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KVTA4 is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. KVTA4 uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.


Way to throw a wet blanket on us! Big Grin
 
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Well, someone might need to make that a legitimate news reporting site...




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1000 dildos? Somebody is sore.
 
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Kamala feels left out.......................


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He does look like the kind of guy who would pull such a stunt.

I SAID STUNT!
 
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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Might he have been given a free ride, if he had stated "LNIB"?



(Seriously, wondering how is it a crime "...While sending an unsolicited shipment of dildos to the President is grounds for arrest...")



LNIB

"Lubed, now in butt?"


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