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sigmonkey
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Nah.

"Like New In Box..."

I laughed.



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12GA
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Dang, it fooled me too. Guess we went off half cocked.


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Like new on the box they “came” in or like new in the box they’re going in?
 
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Originally posted by RogueJSK:
... Ya'll know that's a fake/satire "news" website, right?

From their About Us page:

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KVTA4 is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. KVTA4 uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.


What a prick...
 
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KZ, go stand in the corner. You are in timeout!


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... Ya'll know that's a fake/satire "news" website, right?


So, just like NBDNC, MSDNC, CDNC, CNNDNC, ABDNC, CBSDNC, NPRDNC, WASH PO, NYT, etc.
 
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Points for creativity, no credit at all for foreskin err foresight.

So Joe Biden can go fuck himself!



Give that man a medal!!!


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bronicabill
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Originally posted by RogueJSK:
... Ya'll know that's a fake/satire "news" website, right?

From their About Us page:

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KVTA4 is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. KVTA4 uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

Well shit... take all the fun out of it why don't ya!!!


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mojojojo
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wow - I figured if it was true the White House would be all abuzz


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I was going to say something unkind about a project our vice president could really commit to, but that would be wrong.


"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."

Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
 
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So, it's a crime now, sending gift to someone you despise? Ok, Rogue, delete your post, please. Lol.


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Word is Kamala spent hours looking for them before someone told her the truth about the article. Wink


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Word is Kamala spent hours looking for them before someone told her the truth about the article. Wink


She volunteered to clean them.
 
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Looks like he was going for the "Trump mugshot" look.
 
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Have you guys read this thread? It might take you all of 90 seconds.
 
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Maybe someone could repurpose Harry Chapin's song "30,000 Pounds of Bananas" to "1000 Mailed Dildos"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGldNpngDws
 
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How does one obtain that many used dildos? I mean I might be able to collect a dozen or so but almost 1,000 that's a lot.


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parabellum
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Anybody reading the thread?

Looking for somebody reading the thread,

Just give a shout out. You know- if you've read the thread.

Reading the thread is my main concern here.

So, if you've read the thread, maybe you wanna pipe up.

Anybody?

Anybody read the thread, I mean.

P.S.- read the thread.
 
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You might need to use this, Para. Big Grin



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I had a defense fund I was willing to donate to for about 1/2 page. It's almost a disappointment that it was a spoof...


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