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It is that time again. One of our neighbors has spotted a huge black bear with cubs at her house. So what would you do if you woke up and found a big one in your bedroom? EasyFire [AT] zianet.com ---------------------------------- NRA Certified Pistol Instructor Colorado Concealed Handgun Permit Instructor Nationwide Agent for > US LawShield > https://www.texaslawshield.com...p.php?promo=ondemand CCW Safe > www.ccwsafe.com/CCHPI | ||
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Become a widower...  ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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A bear that was able to get into my 2nd floor bedroom which is about 18' off the ground would definitely concern me. | |||
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Tell Momma Bear very politely where the nearest Liberal is. | |||
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Poke the bear?  | |||
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Haven't seen any around here yet I think we still have about a month before they show up. Believe it or not I almost let one in the front door of the house last fall. It was about 3am and I thought I was letting the dog in but it was about a 300lb black bear right outside the door. We scared the living shit out of each other!  Our garage is right up against the woods. If I leave the door open during the day I always make sure I knock loud on the siding before I enter just to make sure no one wandered in while I was in the house or out mowing the yard. "Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton | |||
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16 rounds of .40, JHP! Elk There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour) "To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville FBHO!!! The Idaho Elk Hunter | |||
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My father always told me to throw shit at the bear cause there is going to be a lot of it. | |||
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Completely evacuate entire bladder and bowels. | |||
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....(flashbacks many decades ago) [Big John the Biker silhouette larger than the front door looking for his woman.....].... | |||
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At my age any strange female that would come voluntarily to my bed room in the middle of the night, would be a pleasant surprise. I would be slightly disappointed that she brought her children. | |||
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. . . offer the bed and get out. It worked with the baby bear. _______________________________ NRA Life Member NRA Certified Range Safety Officer | |||
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I'd let 'em have the bedroom, that's what... at least temporarily. | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Faint. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Hoping for better pharmaceuticals |
Probably do what my brother did years ago. He jumped out the window and ran. Getting shot is no achievement. Hitting your enemy is. NRA Endowment Member . NRA instructor | |||
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Ever screwed a bear? Just keep going till the bear gets tired! Live every day as if it is your last, for one day you’re sure to be right | |||
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Minnesota is about to pass "Stan Your Ground Laws", so I guess I would just start shooting. | |||
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LOL ___________________________ All it takes...is all you got. ____________________________ For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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"400 lb Bear in your Bedroom!! What would you do?" Ohhhh..... Ursus americanus. I thought you meant a big hairy gay guy. _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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