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posted March 09, 2017 04:11 PM
It is that time again. One of our neighbors has spotted a huge black bear with cubs at her house.

So what would you do if you woke up and found a big one in your bedroom?


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posted March 09, 2017 04:16 PMHide Post
A bear that was able to get into my 2nd floor bedroom which is about 18' off the ground would definitely concern me.
 
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Tell Momma Bear very politely where the nearest Liberal is.
 
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Poke the bear? Wink




 
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posted March 09, 2017 04:23 PMHide Post
Haven't seen any around here yet I think we still have about a month before they show up.
Believe it or not I almost let one in the front door of the house last fall. It was about 3am and I thought I was letting the dog in but it was about a 300lb black bear right outside the door. We scared the living shit out of each other! Eek

Our garage is right up against the woods. If I leave the door open during the day I always make sure I knock loud on the siding before I enter just to make sure no one wandered in while I was in the house or out mowing the yard.


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16 rounds of .40, JHP!


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posted March 09, 2017 04:32 PMHide Post
My father always told me to throw shit at the bear cause there is going to be a lot of it.
 
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Completely evacuate entire bladder and bowels.
 
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....(flashbacks many decades ago) [Big John the Biker silhouette larger than the front door looking for his woman.....]....
 
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posted March 09, 2017 04:44 PMHide Post
At my age any strange female that would come voluntarily to my bed room in the middle of the night, would be a pleasant surprise.
I would be slightly disappointed that she brought her children.
 
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posted March 09, 2017 04:54 PMHide Post
. . . offer the bed and get out.

It worked with the baby bear.


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I'd let 'em have the bedroom, that's what... at least temporarily.
 
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Probably do what my brother did years ago. He jumped out the window and ran.




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Minnesota is about to pass "Stan Your Ground Laws", so I guess I would just start shooting.
 
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posted March 09, 2017 05:52 PMHide Post
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Originally posted by mrmn50:
Minnesota is about to pass "Stan Your Ground Laws", so I guess I would just start shooting.


LOL


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"400 lb Bear in your Bedroom!! What would you do?"


Ohhhh..... Ursus americanus.

I thought you meant a big hairy gay guy.


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