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400 lb Bear in your Bedroom!! What would you do?

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March 09, 2017, 04:11 PM
EasyFire
400 lb Bear in your Bedroom!! What would you do?
It is that time again. One of our neighbors has spotted a huge black bear with cubs at her house.

So what would you do if you woke up and found a big one in your bedroom?


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March 09, 2017, 04:13 PM
Shifferbrains
Shit!
March 09, 2017, 04:13 PM
bigdeal
Become a widower... Razz


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March 09, 2017, 04:16 PM
MNSIG
A bear that was able to get into my 2nd floor bedroom which is about 18' off the ground would definitely concern me.
March 09, 2017, 04:21 PM
senza nome
Tell Momma Bear very politely where the nearest Liberal is.
March 09, 2017, 04:22 PM
Excam_Man
Poke the bear? Wink



March 09, 2017, 04:23 PM
lastmanstanding
Haven't seen any around here yet I think we still have about a month before they show up.
Believe it or not I almost let one in the front door of the house last fall. It was about 3am and I thought I was letting the dog in but it was about a 300lb black bear right outside the door. We scared the living shit out of each other! Eek

Our garage is right up against the woods. If I leave the door open during the day I always make sure I knock loud on the siding before I enter just to make sure no one wandered in while I was in the house or out mowing the yard.


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March 09, 2017, 04:31 PM
Elk Hunter
16 rounds of .40, JHP!


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March 09, 2017, 04:32 PM
k5blazer
My father always told me to throw shit at the bear cause there is going to be a lot of it.
March 09, 2017, 04:39 PM
DitchDoctor911
Completely evacuate entire bladder and bowels.
March 09, 2017, 04:42 PM
signewt
....(flashbacks many decades ago) [Big John the Biker silhouette larger than the front door looking for his woman.....]....
March 09, 2017, 04:44 PM
armored
At my age any strange female that would come voluntarily to my bed room in the middle of the night, would be a pleasant surprise.
I would be slightly disappointed that she brought her children.
March 09, 2017, 04:54 PM
Tubetone
. . . offer the bed and get out.

It worked with the baby bear.


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March 09, 2017, 04:58 PM
46and2
I'd let 'em have the bedroom, that's what... at least temporarily.
March 09, 2017, 05:01 PM
Sig2340
Faint.




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March 09, 2017, 05:03 PM
AZSigs
Probably do what my brother did years ago. He jumped out the window and ran.



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March 09, 2017, 05:08 PM
Ragnar
Ever screwed a bear? Just keep going till the bear gets tired!



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March 09, 2017, 05:09 PM
mrmn50
Minnesota is about to pass "Stan Your Ground Laws", so I guess I would just start shooting.
March 09, 2017, 05:52 PM
Ronin1069
quote:
Originally posted by mrmn50:
Minnesota is about to pass "Stan Your Ground Laws", so I guess I would just start shooting.


LOL


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March 09, 2017, 05:56 PM
cas
"400 lb Bear in your Bedroom!! What would you do?"


Ohhhh..... Ursus americanus.

I thought you meant a big hairy gay guy.


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