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ArtieS
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Old Bearclaw to Jerimiah Johnson, you skin that one Pilgram and I will get you another one.


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I'm fairly confident 6 rounds of .454 Casull in my readily accessible hand cannon should do the trick. I'd be awake and ready to deal with it thanks to the dogs going nuts if it tried to get in, or likely even got close to the house.


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Edmond
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I don't even wake up for indirect fire attacks on the base. Damn bear isn't going to stop me from getting my valuable sleep. Big Grin


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MikeinNC
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I've got an AR pistol w/20 round mag just next to the bed....soooo I'd like to think I'd give him all 20 rounds before he ate me or the missus...


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Bear hug?
 
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So what would you do if you woke up and found a big one in your bedroom?

 
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I'm trying to figure out how a bear could get to my house....UBER maybe. Then sneak around the Doberman, disable the alarm, defeat two deadbolts on solid doors. I guess I'd ask that smart sumbitch "How may I help you" since shooting while a screaming female attempts to climb over me seems a little questionable.

Lived in Montana for a few years. Grizzly bears are a different story -that would be all shooting. I've hunted bears for a long time, killed a bunch, both in MT and CA. Black or Griz, you CAN kill a bear "dead right there" but stopping one at 10 feet, with a handgun, from a suprise.... wouldn't wanna try.
 
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Toss him an empty Vaseline™ jar.
 
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Seems a bit early to have the bruins coming out? It has been pretty warm here in Colorado though.
 
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Ever screwed a bear? Just keep going till the bear gets tired!



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Shit, now I need to keep the g29 in the night stand
 
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It'd be a flashback to my first wife. I'd probably slap it on the ass and ask if she lost weight.



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I was backpacking one time, and in the middle of the night a bear walked on top of me. I woke up and saw the little guy running away. My foot, stomach, and hand hurt, so he was probably not heavy enough to do damage while walking on top of me.


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Offer him a bowl of porridge
 
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It'd be a flashback to my first wife. I'd probably slap it on the ass and ask if she lost weight.


Whoa! Lol. That's harsh! Nothing but happy memories, I see.
 
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Well, if I were a millennial, undoubtedly I'd bust out my phone and open up Snapagram so my last moments could be broadcast on infinite loop for all my friends to see.


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I'm fairly confident 6 rounds of .454 Casull in my readily accessible hand cannon should do the trick. I'd be awake and ready to deal with it thanks to the dogs going nuts if it tried to get in, or likely even got close to the house.


Came in to suggest some .454 medicine. Mine only has 5 shots so I need to make them count.
 
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. . . what would you do . . .


If you're smart you'll agree with the paint color she picked out for the kitchen.

Oh. . . wait . . . not that kind of bear?
 
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