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| Experienced Slacker |
Interested to see the numbers from the membership here. | ||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
It's either half full or half empty depending on whether or not I'm filling it or drinking it. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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Buy high and sell "low" |
Since I am in a bad mood, it is half empty... Archerman | |||
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The glass is preventing the water from escaping. | |||
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I see it as merely half way to the next glass... _______________________________________________________________________ Don't Ask The Tyrants Why They Commit Tyranny, Ask The Slaves Why They Kneel | |||
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| The Unknown Stuntman  |
The glass is a construct of your mind. It represents repression and containment, and hinders growth n shit. | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
Poorly designed from the outset not to hold the precise amount of liquid. It’s either an engineering failure or more likely a business requirement gathering failure. Sorry it’s been a long week. Take Care, Shoot Safe, Chris | |||
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"Member" |
The water and the glass are both liquids. Time is a relative illusion. _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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We never asked what was in the glass. Usually, it’s bullshit. | |||
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Some look and say "Half full." Others say "Half empty. I say "Ewww, somebody drank out of that." ____________________ | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
Neti, neti. Tat Tvam Asi. Atman is Brahman. Om Tat Sat. "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
I'm a half-empty kind of guy. But there's always hope! "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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| St. Vitus Dance Instructor  |
No glass, straight out of the bottle.  | |||
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| Member |
I'm going to 2nd what the other realist said. ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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As an engineering major in college, I like this one: The glass is twice as large as it needs to be. | |||
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| Live for today. Tomorrow will cost more  |
See my sigline. suaviter in modo, fortiter in re | |||
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fugitive from reality |
The glass is always full of fluid.  _____________________________ 'I'm pretty fly for a white guy'. | |||
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semi-reformed sailor |
What Motor59 said "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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The glass is a tool. What you put in it is what matters. | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
It's overthinking stuff like this that makes people drink straight from the can. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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