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The glass - a poll

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January 25, 2018, 09:15 PM
apprentice
The glass - a poll
Interested to see the numbers from the membership here.You all know the set-up.<BR>So, the glass, is it:Half fullHalf emptyThe wrong sizeFull of both gas and liquidThere is no glass
January 25, 2018, 09:17 PM
Balzé Halzé
It's either half full or half empty depending on whether or not I'm filling it or drinking it.


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January 25, 2018, 09:19 PM
archerman
Since I am in a bad mood, it is half empty...


Archerman
January 25, 2018, 09:21 PM
JJexp
The glass is preventing the water from escaping.
January 25, 2018, 09:48 PM
sorenson
I see it as merely half way to the next glass...


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January 25, 2018, 09:55 PM
bionic218
The glass is a construct of your mind. It represents repression and containment, and hinders growth n shit.
January 25, 2018, 10:11 PM
cslinger
Poorly designed from the outset not to hold the precise amount of liquid. It’s either an engineering failure or more likely a business requirement gathering failure.

Sorry it’s been a long week.


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January 25, 2018, 10:29 PM
cas
The water and the glass are both liquids.
Time is a relative illusion.


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January 25, 2018, 10:29 PM
JJexp
We never asked what was in the glass. Usually, it’s bullshit.
January 25, 2018, 11:23 PM
RichardC
Some look and say "Half full." Others say "Half empty.
I say "Ewww, somebody drank out of that."


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January 25, 2018, 11:31 PM
mr kablammo
Neti, neti.
Tat Tvam Asi.
Atman is Brahman.
Om Tat Sat.


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January 25, 2018, 11:42 PM
Rey HRH
I'm a half-empty kind of guy. But there's always hope!


"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
January 25, 2018, 11:58 PM
blueye
No glass, straight out of the bottle. Big Grin
January 26, 2018, 02:49 AM
CPD SIG
quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
It's either half full or half empty depending on whether or not I'm filling it or drinking it.


I'm going to 2nd what the other realist said.


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January 26, 2018, 03:06 AM
choang3
As an engineering major in college, I like this one: The glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
January 26, 2018, 05:25 AM
motor59
See my sigline.



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January 26, 2018, 05:53 AM
SgtGold
The glass is always full of fluid. Wink


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January 26, 2018, 06:54 AM
MikeinNC
What Motor59 said


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January 26, 2018, 07:44 AM
280nosler
The glass is a tool. What you put in it is what matters.
January 26, 2018, 08:15 AM
zoom6zoom
It's overthinking stuff like this that makes people drink straight from the can.



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