SIGforum.com    Main Page  Hop To Forum Categories  The Lounge    The glass - a poll
Page 1 2 
Go
New
Find
Notify
Tools
Reply
  
The glass - a poll Login/Join 
Experienced Slacker
posted
Interested to see the numbers from the membership here.

Question:
You all know the set-up.
So, the glass, is it:

Choices:
Half full
Half empty
The wrong size
Full of both gas and liquid
There is no glass

 
 
Posts: 7553 | Registered: May 12, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie
Picture of Balzé Halzé
posted Hide Post
It's either half full or half empty depending on whether or not I'm filling it or drinking it.


~Alan

Acta Non Verba
NRA Life Member (Patron)
God, Family, Guns, Country

Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan

 
Posts: 31198 | Location: Elv. 7,000 feet, Utah | Registered: October 29, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Buy high and sell "low"
Picture of archerman
posted Hide Post
Since I am in a bad mood, it is half empty...


Archerman
 
Posts: 2507 | Location: N. Idaho | Registered: February 26, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
Picture of JJexp
posted Hide Post
The glass is preventing the water from escaping.
 
Posts: 451 | Location: Hatboro, PA | Registered: May 25, 2016Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
I see it as merely half way to the next glass...


_______________________________________________________________________
Don't Ask The Tyrants Why They Commit Tyranny, Ask The Slaves Why They Kneel
 
Posts: 312 | Location: Ogden, UT | Registered: April 05, 2013Reply With QuoteReport This Post
The Unknown
Stuntman
Picture of bionic218
posted Hide Post
The glass is a construct of your mind. It represents repression and containment, and hinders growth n shit.
 
Posts: 10833 | Location: missouri | Registered: October 18, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
E tan e epi tas
Picture of cslinger
posted Hide Post
Poorly designed from the outset not to hold the precise amount of liquid. It’s either an engineering failure or more likely a business requirement gathering failure.

Sorry it’s been a long week.


"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."
 
Posts: 8040 | Location: On the water | Registered: July 25, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
"Member"
Picture of cas
posted Hide Post
The water and the glass are both liquids.
Time is a relative illusion.


_____________________________________________________
Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.

 
Posts: 21541 | Location: 18th & Fairfax  | Registered: May 17, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
Picture of JJexp
posted Hide Post
We never asked what was in the glass. Usually, it’s bullshit.
 
Posts: 451 | Location: Hatboro, PA | Registered: May 25, 2016Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
Picture of RichardC
posted Hide Post
Some look and say "Half full." Others say "Half empty.
I say "Ewww, somebody drank out of that."


____________________



 
Posts: 16338 | Location: Florida | Registered: June 23, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Slayer of Agapanthus


posted Hide Post
Neti, neti.
Tat Tvam Asi.
Atman is Brahman.
Om Tat Sat.


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
 
Posts: 6046 | Location: Central Texas | Registered: September 14, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
His Royal Hiney
Picture of Rey HRH
posted Hide Post
I'm a half-empty kind of guy. But there's always hope!



"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
 
Posts: 20311 | Location: The Free State of Arizona - Ditat Deus | Registered: March 24, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
St. Vitus
Dance Instructor
Picture of blueye
posted Hide Post
No glass, straight out of the bottle. Big Grin
 
Posts: 5372 | Location: basement | Registered: April 06, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
It's either half full or half empty depending on whether or not I'm filling it or drinking it.


I'm going to 2nd what the other realist said.


______________________________________________________________________
"When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!"

“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
 
Posts: 8685 | Location: Attempting to keep the noise down around Midway Airport | Registered: February 14, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
As an engineering major in college, I like this one: The glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
 
Posts: 597 | Location: Louisiana | Registered: September 18, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Live for today.
Tomorrow will
cost more
Picture of motor59
posted Hide Post
See my sigline.




suaviter in modo, fortiter in re
 
Posts: 3169 | Location: Exit 7 NJ | Registered: March 21, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
fugitive from reality
Picture of SgtGold
posted Hide Post
The glass is always full of fluid. Wink


_____________________________
'I'm pretty fly for a white guy'.

 
Posts: 7188 | Location: Newyorkistan | Registered: March 28, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
semi-reformed sailor
Picture of MikeinNC
posted Hide Post
What Motor59 said



"Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein

“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020

“A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker
 
Posts: 11595 | Location: Temple, Texas! | Registered: October 07, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
The glass is a tool. What you put in it is what matters.
 
Posts: 8711 | Registered: January 20, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Delusions of Adequacy
Picture of zoom6zoom
posted Hide Post
It's overthinking stuff like this that makes people drink straight from the can.




I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
 
Posts: 17944 | Location: Virginia | Registered: June 02, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
  Powered by Social Strata Page 1 2  
 

SIGforum.com    Main Page  Hop To Forum Categories  The Lounge    The glass - a poll

© SIGforum 2024