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The aisles in the local Walmart were laid out by someone who should be working for Ikea. I could not figure out the floor plan, so I accosted a dude wearing a Walmart vest.

V-Tail: "Where is aisle J-28?"

Walmart Dude: "What are you looking for?"

V-Tail: "My wife."

Walmart Dude: Confused Confused Confused



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Walmart Dude: Confused Confused Confused

I would be puzzled, too. "Sir, we do not stock unique items". Razz


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Walmart Dude: Confused Confused Confused
I would be puzzled, too. "Sir, we do not stock unique items". Razz
She had texted me, to meet her at aisle J-28 to look at an item.



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She had texted me, to meet her at aisle J-28 to look at an item.


I think that qualifies for this:


Razz


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D'oh!



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She might be having a bit of fun from SigForum Link, V-Tail breaks wife's iPhone

She's still mad that you broke her iPhone, but at least the roach is dead.
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Walmart Dude: Confused Confused Confused

I would be confused too. However, in hindsight, it might have been better to just tell you where the aisle was.
 
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Read the book. Saw the movie.

I give it a 75, but you can dance to it, and I'd buy the record.

Start walking...




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They’re on the end caps.
 
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I just use the 'Where's My Wife' app on my Samsung phone.


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I just use the 'Where's My Wife' app on my Samsung phone.

Ah yes, the “Where’s my wife app”
I’ve heard it will calculate up to 11 escape routes. Smile
 
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Step 1. Ask the Dude where they have the video drones......


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That's funny.



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