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V-Tail And The Walmart Dude
April 04, 2025, 08:06 PM
V-TailV-Tail And The Walmart Dude
The aisles in the local Walmart were laid out by someone who should be working for Ikea. I could not figure out the floor plan, so I accosted a dude wearing a Walmart vest.
V-Tail: "Where is aisle J-28?"
Walmart Dude: "What are you looking for?"
V-Tail: "My wife."
Walmart Dude:
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים April 04, 2025, 08:15 PM
12131quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
Walmart Dude:
I would be puzzled, too. "Sir, we do not stock unique items".
Q
April 04, 2025, 08:18 PM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by 12131:
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
Walmart Dude:
I would be puzzled, too. "Sir, we do not stock unique items".
She had texted me, to meet her at aisle J-28 to look at an item.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים April 04, 2025, 08:23 PM
12131quote:
She had texted me, to meet her at aisle J-28 to look at an item.
I think that qualifies for this:
Q
April 04, 2025, 08:25 PM
V-TailD'oh!
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים April 04, 2025, 09:59 PM
OKCGeneShe might be having a bit of fun from
SigForum Link, V-Tail breaks wife's iPhone She's still mad that you broke her iPhone, but at least the roach is dead.
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April 04, 2025, 11:15 PM
egregorequote:
I would be confused too. However, in hindsight, it might have been better to just tell you where the aisle was.
April 05, 2025, 12:12 AM
sigmonkeyquote:
V-Tail And The Walmart Dude
Read the book. Saw the movie.
I give it a 75, but you can dance to it, and I'd buy the record.
Start walking...
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! April 05, 2025, 06:43 AM
ImabmwnutThey’re on the end caps.
April 05, 2025, 09:20 AM
Redleg06I just use the 'Where's My Wife' app on my Samsung phone.
"Cedat Fortuna Peritis"
April 05, 2025, 01:18 PM
400mquote:
Originally posted by Redleg06:
I just use the 'Where's My Wife' app on my Samsung phone.
Ah yes, the “Where’s my wife app”
I’ve heard it will calculate up to 11 escape routes.
April 05, 2025, 02:59 PM
OneWheelDriveStep 1. Ask the Dude where they have the video drones......
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April 05, 2025, 03:29 PM
Rey HRHThat's funny.
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.