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If we are counting proverbial shit sandwiches as well as actual sandwiches, I expect I'm well over 40K.



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That's only [recalculating] sandwich a day since 1945.

I'll have to up my sannie schedule a bit.


WAIT....do them little slider things at White Castle or them 25 cent McD things around 1963 count as "sandwich"? I may have to do a recalculation.

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Hot dog in a bun, yes, that counts as a sandwich.

Recalculating…



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Although a Manwich is on bread/bun, it does not count.

Because a sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.




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Is a hot dog a sandwich? Burger?

If so, the answer is still no.

EDIT: oops, I didn't read the thread.



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Sounds like a Tik Tok challenge.





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Breakfast sandwiches. Does a biscuit become a sandwich if you put bacon in it? This could possibly juice the pathetic numbers we're seeing.
 
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No but I read somewhere that I've averaged 7 spiders per year in my sleep.
 
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Breakfast and dinner sammiches absolutely count or we're all gonna be "recalculating" Smile




 
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Originally posted by parabellum:
Hot dog in a bun, yes, that counts as a sandwich.

Recalculating…

If corndogs count, I'm there and then some.


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Do the little ones at tea time count?


 
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Do the little ones at tea time count?


At 100:1 … yes.





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I'm two closer to the mark after today; 10 closer for the week.

Still gots a ways to go.




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"No true Southerner eats instant grits or that many sandwiches because he/she has been exposed to real southern home-cooked meals!"

My vote is no, thanks to my Southern wife and cook!
 
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I voted no, as opposed to no, so I am still within the margin of error.


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The average person will scoff 18,304 sandwiches in their lifetime, according to new research. But I also eat tacos and burritos. Those are kind of like sandwiches right? Not mention those other wonderful things that resemble so much like tacos. Wink So maybe? But I voted no because.....well......I lost count.


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I've probably eaten at least one sammich a day. Many times two at a sitting. One a day puts me at 26,645, so I'm probably pretty close to 30K.


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I voted no. But only because I can't afford enough bacon to do so. Regards 18DAI


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Considering that I've only been on this planet for 23725 days, I'll say no.
 
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Well, If I’d eaten one sandwich a day since I was 5, I’d have eaten 25,915 sandwiches. If hot dogs and hamburgers are sandwiches, I could add a few more thousand, but 40k sandwiches? How old does one have to be to eat 40,000 sandwiches?


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