If we are counting proverbial shit sandwiches as well as actual sandwiches, I expect I'm well over 40K.
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November 11, 2021, 11:01 PM
signewt
That's only [recalculating] sandwich a day since 1945.
I'll have to up my sannie schedule a bit.
WAIT....do them little slider things at White Castle or them 25 cent McD things around 1963 count as "sandwich"? I may have to do a recalculation.This message has been edited. Last edited by: signewt,
November 11, 2021, 11:14 PM
chellim1
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: Hot dog in a bun, yes, that counts as a sandwich.
Recalculating…
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November 12, 2021, 07:39 AM
sigmonkey
Although a Manwich is on bread/bun, it does not count.
Because a sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
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November 12, 2021, 08:16 AM
YellowJacket
Is a hot dog a sandwich? Burger?
If so, the answer is still no.
EDIT: oops, I didn't read the thread.
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November 12, 2021, 12:25 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Sounds like a Tik Tok challenge.
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November 12, 2021, 12:51 PM
bdylan
Breakfast sandwiches. Does a biscuit become a sandwich if you put bacon in it? This could possibly juice the pathetic numbers we're seeing.
November 12, 2021, 01:02 PM
Ryanp225
No but I read somewhere that I've averaged 7 spiders per year in my sleep.
November 12, 2021, 01:59 PM
ersatzknarf
Breakfast and dinner sammiches absolutely count or we're all gonna be "recalculating"
November 12, 2021, 02:02 PM
Gustofer
quote:
Originally posted by chellim1:
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: Hot dog in a bun, yes, that counts as a sandwich.
Recalculating…
If corndogs count, I'm there and then some.
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November 12, 2021, 02:40 PM
BigSwede
Do the little ones at tea time count?
November 12, 2021, 02:42 PM
SIGnified
quote:
Originally posted by BigSwede: Do the little ones at tea time count?
At 100:1 … yes.
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November 12, 2021, 04:05 PM
motor59
I'm two closer to the mark after today; 10 closer for the week.
Still gots a ways to go.
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November 12, 2021, 08:35 PM
Southern Rebel
"No true Southerner eats instant grits or that many sandwiches because he/she has been exposed to real southern home-cooked meals!"
My vote is no, thanks to my Southern wife and cook!
November 12, 2021, 08:50 PM
scratchy
I voted no, as opposed to no, so I am still within the margin of error.
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November 12, 2021, 09:56 PM
SFCUSARET
The average person will scoff 18,304 sandwiches in their lifetime, according to new research. But I also eat tacos and burritos. Those are kind of like sandwiches right? Not mention those other wonderful things that resemble so much like tacos. So maybe? But I voted no because.....well......I lost count.
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November 12, 2021, 10:05 PM
Ironbutt
I've probably eaten at least one sammich a day. Many times two at a sitting. One a day puts me at 26,645, so I'm probably pretty close to 30K.
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November 13, 2021, 07:26 AM
18DAI
I voted no. But only because I can't afford enough bacon to do so. Regards 18DAI
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November 13, 2021, 03:05 PM
Lunasee
Considering that I've only been on this planet for 23725 days, I'll say no.
November 15, 2021, 12:58 AM
wingspar
Well, If I’d eaten one sandwich a day since I was 5, I’d have eaten 25,915 sandwiches. If hot dogs and hamburgers are sandwiches, I could add a few more thousand, but 40k sandwiches? How old does one have to be to eat 40,000 sandwiches?
So maybe? But I voted no because.....well......I lost count.