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If I had a real mouth, I woulda.


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Do Sandwich Cookies count?




 
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I’ve eaten a good deal of pizza.
 
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Cookies are not sandwiches. They are cookies. Sandwiches are not cookies. They are sandwiches.

Hope this clears things up
 
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This is gonna be a close one......
 
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Short answer: No.

Long answer: No.

However, assuming bottles and baby food count as "meals", I've eaten a minimum of 76,650 meals. (70*365*3=76,650)




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No, but slowly working on it. I had two this week.



 
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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I have eaten 30,000 pounds of, bananas! Just, bananas.

It was in Scranton.


I miss Harry Chapin.

I eat a lot of Subway meatball sandwhiches. If the footlong are cut in half and each half is consumed at a different meal, do they count as separate sandwiches?
 
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Originally posted by Sig2340:
I'd have to eat two a day for my entire life thus far to even get close to 40,000 sandwiches.


Three a day here. So no, probably nowhere near even a third of that amount.

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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I have eaten 30,000 pounds of, bananas! Just, bananas.

It was in Scranton.


That sounds like a fine day in Scranton. The next morning must have been an ordeal.


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Sandwiches are not cookies. They are sandwiches.


Do ice cream sandwiches count towards the total, because that could drive the numbers up?

Mmmm.... ice cream sandwich.
 
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Did some celebrity suggest that they or someone else had?


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I can eat 50 eggs.
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That's over 650 sandwiches a year for at least 60 years, so no, I have not.

Interesting how people think. The first equation I calc'ed was 40,000/365=109.6 years @ 1 sandwich a day.



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I said no, because at my age it would be about 9 sandwiches a week. I eat a lot of sandwiches, but not that many. I would own up to 20,000 or maybe even 25,000, but not 40,000.

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I’m afraid it’d take someone tougher than Dragline telling me to, “get mad at them eggs sammiches.”
 
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I would own up to 20,000 or maybe even 25,000, but not 40,000.
Well, that's a lotta damn sandwiches.
 
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The women in some of your lives must be exhausted…….


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The women in some of your lives must be exhausted…….


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