Have you eaten forty thousand sandwiches?

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November 11, 2021, 04:21 PM

RichardC

Have you eaten forty thousand sandwiches?

If I had a real mouth, I woulda.

November 11, 2021, 04:25 PM

parabellum

Cookies are not sandwiches. They are cookies. Sandwiches are not cookies. They are sandwiches.

Hope this clears things up

November 11, 2021, 04:35 PM

PHPaul

Short answer: No.

Long answer: No.

However, assuming bottles and baby food count as "meals", I've eaten a minimum of 76,650 meals. (70*365*3=76,650)

Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

November 11, 2021, 04:37 PM

sns3guppy

quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I have eaten 30,000 pounds of, bananas! Just, bananas.

It was in Scranton.

I miss Harry Chapin.

I eat a lot of Subway meatball sandwhiches. If the footlong are cut in half and each half is consumed at a different meal, do they count as separate sandwiches?

November 11, 2021, 04:38 PM

P220 Smudge

quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
I'd have to eat two a day for my entire life thus far to even get close to 40,000 sandwiches.

Three a day here. So no, probably nowhere near even a third of that amount.

quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I have eaten 30,000 pounds of, bananas! Just, bananas.

It was in Scranton.

That sounds like a fine day in Scranton. The next morning must have been an ordeal.

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November 11, 2021, 04:47 PM

cas

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Sandwiches are not cookies. They are sandwiches.

Do ice cream sandwiches count towards the total, because that could drive the numbers up?

Mmmm.... ice cream sandwich.

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November 11, 2021, 05:10 PM

erj_pilot

quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
I can eat 50 eggs.

That.
Is.
CLASSIC!!!!!

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November 11, 2021, 05:19 PM

Keystoner

quote:
Originally posted by WaterburyBob:
That's over 650 sandwiches a year for at least 60 years, so no, I have not.

Interesting how people think. The first equation I calc'ed was 40,000/365=109.6 years @ 1 sandwich a day.

The danger of baobabs is so little recognized.

November 11, 2021, 05:21 PM

flashguy

I said no, because at my age it would be about 9 sandwiches a week. I eat a lot of sandwiches, but not that many. I would own up to 20,000 or maybe even 25,000, but not 40,000.

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November 11, 2021, 05:39 PM

Sportshooter

I’m afraid it’d take someone tougher than Dragline telling me to, “get mad at them ~~eggs~~ sammiches.”

November 11, 2021, 05:43 PM

parabellum

quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
I would own up to 20,000 or maybe even 25,000, but not 40,000.

Well, that's a lotta damn sandwiches.

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November 11, 2021, 05:54 PM

sns3guppy

quote:
Originally posted by TXJIM:
The women in some of your lives must be exhausted…….

Thank you.

November 11, 2021, 05:59 PM

corsair

40k of sandos...that's a lot, I'm gonna say no but, I should get close in my last days.