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Johnny 3eagles
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posted July 26, 2019 07:17 PMHide Post
Someone just gifted us a 2 pound jar of CASHEWS from Sam's Club.. . . .or did they?

Read the label. And, the good news, according to the label, they've ready to eat!





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flashguy
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posted July 26, 2019 07:26 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by erj_pilot:
I can't do it. I can't post my first reaction...



Next thing you know, someone will be posting a "Dick in a Box" video.
I'm not going to ask, because I think I know. . . .

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Puckpilot78
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posted July 26, 2019 08:24 PMHide Post
But do your nuts cause cancer?...


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Watergoat
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posted July 26, 2019 08:59 PMHide Post
Mazda used to sell sets of spark plugs on a card pack. #1 instruction was "Turn engine off before replacing spark plugs" Can't make this shit up...... Eek
 
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YooperSigs
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posted July 26, 2019 09:03 PMHide Post
My Chipmunks are ignoring the discard the shell warning!
They live dangerously.


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posted July 26, 2019 09:10 PMHide Post
You know, I really can't answer that. I'll check and see when I take a shower tonight. Razz Wink


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posted July 27, 2019 05:52 AMHide Post
 
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posted July 27, 2019 06:37 AMHide Post
I've never been able to bend over that far and check my label...

much to my cell mate's dismay....

dang it: this is one of those damn post that you just have to open and read the replies....


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posted July 27, 2019 06:41 AMHide Post
Handle with care. May choke if inhaled


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posted July 27, 2019 09:40 AMHide Post





What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???

 
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bendable
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posted July 29, 2019 11:52 AMHide Post
told the neighbor about the warnings,

he purchased 4 beach balls for his above ground pool,
each plastic package had a warning label on them ,
Not a flotation device !

In your whole life did you ever anticipate warning labels on balls?




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posted July 29, 2019 11:59 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by bendable:
told the neighbor about the warnings,

he purchased 4 beach balls for his above ground pool,
each plastic package had a warning label on them ,
Not a flotation device !

In your whole life did you ever anticipate warning labels on balls?


Some dope tried to use them as a substitute for a life preserver or other actual safety equipment, and boom warning...

Our society is safe and decadent. Idiots abound.


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posted July 29, 2019 12:13 PMHide Post
Jessica Yaniv's didn't.
 
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rpm2010
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posted July 29, 2019 12:13 PMHide Post
Haven't been keeping up...nuts from India, S. Africa, & Vietnam?
 
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GWbiker
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posted July 29, 2019 02:55 PMHide Post
Be careful with Beer Nuts as they're said to be a social disease in Milwaukee.


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posted July 29, 2019 04:30 PMHide Post
"Do your nuts come with a cautionary warning label?"

They did, but the label wore of many years ago from friction. Smile

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