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Someone just gifted us a 2 pound jar of CASHEWS from Sam's Club.. . . .or did they? Read the label. And, the good news, according to the label, they've ready to eat!  If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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I'm not going to ask, because I think I know. . . . flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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But do your nuts cause cancer?...  Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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Mazda used to sell sets of spark plugs on a card pack. #1 instruction was "Turn engine off before replacing spark plugs" Can't make this shit up......  | |||
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My Chipmunks are ignoring the discard the shell warning! They live dangerously. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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You know, I really can't answer that. I'll check and see when I take a shower tonight.   ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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I've never been able to bend over that far and check my label... much to my cell mate's dismay.... dang it: this is one of those damn post that you just have to open and read the replies.... My Native American Name: "Runs with Scissors" | |||
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Handle with care. May choke if inhaled ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
 What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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told the neighbor about the warnings, he purchased 4 beach balls for his above ground pool, each plastic package had a warning label on them , Not a flotation device ! In your whole life did you ever anticipate warning labels on balls? Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Some dope tried to use them as a substitute for a life preserver or other actual safety equipment, and boom warning... Our society is safe and decadent. Idiots abound. Arc. ______________________________ "Like a bitter weed, I'm a bad seed"- Johnny Cash "I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." - Pee Wee Herman Rode hard, put away wet. RIP JHM "You're a junkyard dog." - Lupe Flores. RIP | |||
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Jessica Yaniv's didn't. | |||
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Haven't been keeping up...nuts from India, S. Africa, & Vietnam? | |||
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Be careful with Beer Nuts as they're said to be a social disease in Milwaukee. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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"Do your nuts come with a cautionary warning label?" They did, but the label wore of many years ago from friction.  . “Leave the Artillerymen alone, they are an obstinate lot. . .” – Napoleon Bonaparte http://poundsstudio.com/ | |||
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