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Do your nuts come with a cautionary warning label?

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July 26, 2019, 07:17 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Do your nuts come with a cautionary warning label?
Someone just gifted us a 2 pound jar of CASHEWS from Sam's Club.. . . .or did they?

Read the label. And, the good news, according to the label, they've ready to eat!







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July 26, 2019, 07:26 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by erj_pilot:
I can't do it. I can't post my first reaction...



Next thing you know, someone will be posting a "Dick in a Box" video.
I'm not going to ask, because I think I know. . . .

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July 26, 2019, 08:24 PM
Puckpilot78
But do your nuts cause cancer?...



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July 26, 2019, 08:59 PM
Watergoat
Mazda used to sell sets of spark plugs on a card pack. #1 instruction was "Turn engine off before replacing spark plugs" Can't make this shit up...... Eek
July 26, 2019, 09:03 PM
YooperSigs
My Chipmunks are ignoring the discard the shell warning!
They live dangerously.


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July 26, 2019, 09:10 PM
bigdeal
You know, I really can't answer that. I'll check and see when I take a shower tonight. Razz Wink


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July 27, 2019, 05:52 AM
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July 27, 2019, 06:37 AM
Blume9mm
I've never been able to bend over that far and check my label...

much to my cell mate's dismay....

dang it: this is one of those damn post that you just have to open and read the replies....


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July 27, 2019, 06:41 AM
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Handle with care. May choke if inhaled


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July 27, 2019, 09:40 AM
911Boss







What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


July 29, 2019, 11:52 AM
bendable
told the neighbor about the warnings,

he purchased 4 beach balls for his above ground pool,
each plastic package had a warning label on them ,
Not a flotation device !

In your whole life did you ever anticipate warning labels on balls?





Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.



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July 29, 2019, 11:59 AM
arcwelder
quote:
Originally posted by bendable:
told the neighbor about the warnings,

he purchased 4 beach balls for his above ground pool,
each plastic package had a warning label on them ,
Not a flotation device !

In your whole life did you ever anticipate warning labels on balls?


Some dope tried to use them as a substitute for a life preserver or other actual safety equipment, and boom warning...

Our society is safe and decadent. Idiots abound.


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July 29, 2019, 12:13 PM
rusbro
Jessica Yaniv's didn't.
July 29, 2019, 12:13 PM
rpm2010
Haven't been keeping up...nuts from India, S. Africa, & Vietnam?
July 29, 2019, 02:55 PM
GWbiker
Be careful with Beer Nuts as they're said to be a social disease in Milwaukee.


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July 29, 2019, 04:30 PM
redleg2/9
"Do your nuts come with a cautionary warning label?"

They did, but the label wore of many years ago from friction. Smile

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