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Do your nuts come with a cautionary warning label?
July 26, 2019, 07:17 PM
Johnny 3eaglesDo your nuts come with a cautionary warning label?
Someone just gifted us a 2 pound jar of CASHEWS from Sam's Club.. . . .or did they?
Read the label. And, the good news, according to the label, they've ready to eat!
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
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July 26, 2019, 07:26 PM
flashguyquote:
Originally posted by erj_pilot:
I can't do it. I can't post my first reaction...
Next thing you know, someone will be posting a "Dick in a Box" video.
I'm not going to ask, because I think I know. . . .
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth July 26, 2019, 08:24 PM
Puckpilot78But do your nuts cause cancer?...
Mongo only pawn in game of life... July 26, 2019, 08:59 PM
WatergoatMazda used to sell sets of spark plugs on a card pack. #1 instruction was "Turn engine off before replacing spark plugs" Can't make this shit up......
July 26, 2019, 09:03 PM
YooperSigsMy Chipmunks are ignoring the discard the shell warning!
They live dangerously.
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
July 26, 2019, 09:10 PM
bigdealYou know, I really can't answer that. I'll check and see when I take a shower tonight.
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July 27, 2019, 05:52 AM
tk13
July 27, 2019, 06:37 AM
Blume9mmI've never been able to bend over that far and check my label...
much to my cell mate's dismay....
dang it: this is one of those damn post that you just have to open and read the replies....
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"Runs with Scissors"
July 27, 2019, 06:41 AM
CQB60Handle with care. May choke if inhaled
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July 27, 2019, 09:40 AM
911Boss
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
July 29, 2019, 11:52 AM
bendabletold the neighbor about the warnings,
he purchased 4 beach balls for his above ground pool,
each plastic package had a warning label on them ,
Not a flotation device !
In your whole life did you ever anticipate warning labels on balls?
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
July 29, 2019, 11:59 AM
arcwelderquote:
Originally posted by bendable:
told the neighbor about the warnings,
he purchased 4 beach balls for his above ground pool,
each plastic package had a warning label on them ,
Not a flotation device !
In your whole life did you ever anticipate warning labels on balls?
Some dope tried to use them as a substitute for a life preserver or other actual safety equipment, and boom warning...
Our society is safe and decadent. Idiots abound.
Arc.
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July 29, 2019, 12:13 PM
rusbroJessica Yaniv's didn't.
July 29, 2019, 12:13 PM
rpm2010Haven't been keeping up...nuts from India, S. Africa, & Vietnam?
July 29, 2019, 02:55 PM
GWbikerBe careful with Beer Nuts as they're said to be a social disease in Milwaukee.
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July 29, 2019, 04:30 PM
redleg2/9"Do your nuts come with a cautionary warning label?"
They did, but the label wore of many years ago from friction.
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