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Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Start shopping for a divorce attorney. Not because she's suddenly in a good mood, but because that's apparently an exception to the norm.

Life's too short to be shackled to a hateful woman who's constantly dragging you down. Instead, find someone who values you, who enjoys your company (and vice versa), and who improves your life.

I know you're likely kidding, but my point is still valid... Going through life as the stereotypical henpecked husband with the constantly-grumpy nag of a wife is no way to live.
Dude..sometimes you think too much. God all mighty Rogue, you would have him cheating and in a divorce sir. For heavens sake.
 
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She is supposed to be happy. Tell her how beautiful she is and her happiness glows. Take credit for all you can. And when the morning comes, be the first one in line at your favorite Gun Shop.. Big Grin
 
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She found a hit man at a reasonable price.


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God all mighty Rogue, you would have him cheating and in a divorce sir. For heavens sake.


Who said anything about cheating?
 
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What should I do?


Count your blessings. Frown
 
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Rogue is right...life is way too short for that crap.



.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress.
 
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Only thing she complained about at the lake festival was how small the teenage girls bikinis were. I feigned disinterest and didn't indicate I even noticed. They were string ones with small bits of barely covering cloth!
 
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Only thing she complained about at the lake festival was how small the teenage girls bikinis were. I feigned disinterest and didn't indicate I even noticed. They were string ones with small bits of barely covering cloth!

It's odd how they'll parade around in front of God and everybody wearing those dental floss bikinis, but catch a glimpse of them in a bra and panties and they're horrified.


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