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My wife has been in a good mood two days in a row

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July 21, 2023, 08:25 PM
David Lee
My wife has been in a good mood two days in a row
quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Start shopping for a divorce attorney. Not because she's suddenly in a good mood, but because that's apparently an exception to the norm.

Life's too short to be shackled to a hateful woman who's constantly dragging you down. Instead, find someone who values you, who enjoys your company (and vice versa), and who improves your life.

I know you're likely kidding, but my point is still valid... Going through life as the stereotypical henpecked husband with the constantly-grumpy nag of a wife is no way to live.
Dude..sometimes you think too much. God all mighty Rogue, you would have him cheating and in a divorce sir. For heavens sake.
July 21, 2023, 08:35 PM
David Lee
She is supposed to be happy. Tell her how beautiful she is and her happiness glows. Take credit for all you can. And when the morning comes, be the first one in line at your favorite Gun Shop.. Big Grin
July 21, 2023, 09:27 PM
Jupiter
She found a hit man at a reasonable price.


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"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
-- George Orwell
July 21, 2023, 10:11 PM
RogueJSK
quote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
God all mighty Rogue, you would have him cheating and in a divorce sir. For heavens sake.


Who said anything about cheating?
July 21, 2023, 10:26 PM
smschulz
quote:
Originally posted by pbslinger:
What should I do?


Count your blessings. Frown
July 22, 2023, 07:35 AM
Bassamatic
Rogue is right...life is way too short for that crap.


.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress.
July 23, 2023, 12:01 PM
pbslinger
Only thing she complained about at the lake festival was how small the teenage girls bikinis were. I feigned disinterest and didn't indicate I even noticed. They were string ones with small bits of barely covering cloth!
July 23, 2023, 12:06 PM
Gustofer
quote:
Originally posted by pbslinger:
Only thing she complained about at the lake festival was how small the teenage girls bikinis were. I feigned disinterest and didn't indicate I even noticed. They were string ones with small bits of barely covering cloth!

It's odd how they'll parade around in front of God and everybody wearing those dental floss bikinis, but catch a glimpse of them in a bra and panties and they're horrified.


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