Go | New | Find | Notify | Tools | Reply |
Member |
I hope it stays on the first page for eternity. I wouldn’t mind a sticky. "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." Thomas Jefferson "All that is necessary for evil to triumph is that good men have insurance." JALLEN | |||
|
Baroque Bloke |
OP, if you gotta go, then you gotta go. But SIGforum is like “Hotel California”: "You can check-out any time you like" "But you can never leave!" Serious about crackers | |||
|
always with a hat or sunscreen |
I've been debating which is more entertaining. OPs who flame out causing the ban hammer to fall? Or OPs who must post a hissy fit goodbye? I think my fav is still >>>Clifftard<<< perhaps because his join date was the same as mine. Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
|
Member |
_________________________ "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." Mark Twain | |||
|
Back, and to the left |
I know several people have explained the meaning of 46 and 2, but maybe it means 2 kids after 46 abortions. Could be his parents felt they could only stand 2 out of 48 zygotes. And one of 'em was him. And now here we are. So much for judgement. | |||
|
Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
Actually, studies have shown that women can turn into good drivers. Therefore, if you are a good driver, watch out for women turning… What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand??? | |||
|
Short. Fat. Bald. Costanzaesque. |
Am I too late to say goodbye? I was in the bathtub soaking. ___________________________ He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. | |||
|
Savor the limelight |
When the transaction was over, I was definitely thinking, wtf. I was wearing jeans, dad shoes, solid color golf shirt, and my cheap Casio watch. I bought a quart of heavy cream and a jar of popcorn kernels. WTF about the way I looked or what I bought caused the cashier to decide to say what she said to me? The Cheboygan WalMart is 22 miles away. The only reason I went in the first place was it was the closest, open place I could get a prescription filled that I was given in the Emergency Room the night before. My oldest son was diagnosed with cellulitis from an insect bite. By the time we got out of the ER, there were no pharmacies open which meant a second trip to Cheboygan the next day. I went in, got the prescription, and was back at the car when my wife called and said my daughter needed heavy cream for the desert she was making. Nuts, I’m parked on the far side of the pharmacy entrance and the heavy cream is way back in the exact opposite corner of the store from me. Off I go into WalMart for the second time. I grab the popcorn because my daughter gave me a popcorn maker for Father’s Day to make popcorn with for our biweekly movie night. Then, I get the heavy cream and make my way back to the front of the store. The first set of self-checkouts is packed, but I figured since I was parked near the far entrance I could hit the self-checkouts there. On my way, I saw the unicorn: lane 7, an empty, staffed register at WalMart. It’s the cigarette lane, so it has to be staffed, but otherwise, how lucky can one get? I deftly placed my popcorn and heavy cream on the belt, said a friendly “Good morning” and that’s when I found out how lucky I actually was. She talks about women losing rights, losing "their right to drive", and something about smoking weed. I’m laughing on the inside thinking, “OMG, 46and2, is that you? A middle aged, female, troll cashier at WalMart?” | |||
|
Hold Fast |
Aryan AOC understands the OP. ****************************************************************************** Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet . . . | |||
|
This Space for Rent |
Is the head dead yet? We need more dirty laundry. We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
|
Do---or do not. There is no try. |
"I'll stay a week or two, I'll stay the summer through, But I am telling you I must be-----going" | |||
|
Powered by Social Strata | Page 1 ... 18 19 20 21 |
Please Wait. Your request is being processed... |