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Drill Here, Drill Now |
This Morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she requested, "please, press 1." So I did. I don't remember much after that... Blond alert - this is a joke Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | ||
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What'd she hit you with? ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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...the Zeppelin... ____________________________ "Fear is a Reaction - Courage is a Decision.” - Winston Spencer Churchill NRA Life Member - Adorable Deplorable | |||
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10mm is The Boom of Doom |
Being beaten up by busty women is no joke. I hope you recover soon. The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound. | |||
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A 1-2 | |||
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Dances With Tornados |
It happened to me too, except I pressed two. Grandpa always stated "Say what you mean, mean what you say". That's great advice. . | |||
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Shorted to Atmosphere |
He was busted in the mouth. | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
Which one did you press? __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Pretending you had to find the Braille buttons was a bit over the top. ____________________ | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
I'm right handed so my right, her left. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Comic Relief |
You pressed 1 and went down? | |||
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His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
Elevator jokes are wrong on so many levels. | |||
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10mm is The Boom of Doom |
Some say they lower the discourse, but they lift me up. The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound. | |||
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Be better if she went down.... Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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Does it matter? | |||
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