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This Morning, I was beaten up in an elevator (Joke)
May 18, 2017, 12:04 PM
tatortoddThis Morning, I was beaten up in an elevator (Joke)
This Morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her boobs when she requested, "please, press 1."
So I did.
I don't remember much after that...
Blond alert - this is a joke
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. May 18, 2017, 12:16 PM
jbcummingsWhat'd she hit you with?
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May 18, 2017, 12:28 PM
Cassandra...the Zeppelin...
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May 18, 2017, 12:43 PM
Fenrisquote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
This Morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her boobs when she requested, "please, press 1."
So I did.
I don't remember much after that...
Blond alert - this is a joke
Being beaten up by busty women is no joke. I hope you recover soon.
The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC
The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound. May 18, 2017, 12:50 PM
Expert308quote:
Originally posted by jbcummings:
What'd she hit you with?
A 1-2
punch pummel?
May 18, 2017, 01:23 PM
OKCGeneIt happened to me too, except I pressed two.
Grandpa always stated "Say what you mean, mean what you say". That's great advice.
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May 18, 2017, 04:14 PM
ShifferbrainsHe was busted in the mouth.
May 18, 2017, 04:22 PM
Floyd D. BarberWhich one did you press?
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May 18, 2017, 04:24 PM
RichardCPretending you had to find the Braille buttons was a bit over the top.
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May 18, 2017, 04:25 PM
tatortoddquote:
Originally posted by Floyd D. Barber:
Which one did you press?
I'm right handed so my right, her left.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. May 18, 2017, 05:24 PM
EponymYou pressed 1 and went down?
May 18, 2017, 05:46 PM
egregoreElevator jokes are wrong on so many levels.
May 18, 2017, 06:28 PM
Fenrisquote:
Originally posted by egregore:
Elevator jokes are wrong on so many levels.
Some say they lower the discourse, but they lift me up.
The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC
The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound. May 18, 2017, 08:13 PM
2012BOSS302quote:
Originally posted by Eponym:
You pressed 1 and went down?
Be better if she went down....
Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. May 19, 2017, 02:15 AM
sig229-SASquote:
Originally posted by Floyd D. Barber:
Which one did you press?
Does it matter?