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tatortodd
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This Morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at her boobs when she requested, "please, press 1."

So I did.

I don't remember much after that...

Blond alert - this is a joke


Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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What'd she hit you with? Big Grin


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...the Zeppelin...


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Originally posted by tatortodd:
This Morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at her boobs when she requested, "please, press 1."

So I did.

I don't remember much after that...

Blond alert - this is a joke

Being beaten up by busty women is no joke. I hope you recover soon.



God Bless and Protect the Once and Future President, Donald John Trump.
 
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What'd she hit you with? Big Grin

A 1-2 punch pummel?
 
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It happened to me too, except I pressed two. Big Grin

Grandpa always stated "Say what you mean, mean what you say". That's great advice.
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He was busted in the mouth.
 
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Which one did you press?


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Pretending you had to find the Braille buttons was a bit over the top.


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Which one did you press?
I'm right handed so my right, her left. Wink


Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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You pressed 1 and went down? Eek
 
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Elevator jokes are wrong on so many levels.
 
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Elevator jokes are wrong on so many levels.

Some say they lower the discourse, but they lift me up.



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You pressed 1 and went down? Eek


Be better if she went down....



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Which one did you press?


Does it matter?
 
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