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Chuck Schumer’s daughter weds in Brooklyn

The brides wore white — but hazmat suits might have been better.

Alison Schumer, the younger of Sen. Chuck Schumer’s two daughters, married Elizabeth Weiland on Sunday in Brooklyn, with the couple posing for wedding photos on a bridge over the toxic Gowanus Canal.

https://nypost.com/2018/11/18/...er-weds-in-brooklyn/


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I'm a bit confused: which one is the Bride?


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I'm a bit confused: which one is the Bride?

The one "wearing shoes as green as the Superfund site below them."

Meow. Guess whoever wrote the article wanted an invite. Then again, I suppose posing on a bridge over a polluted canal is an invite for snarky commentary.
 
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I give it a year before they split up.
I'm not sure I'd give it that long.

At least Sen. Schumer won't have any grandchildren from that union (unless some male knocks up one or both of them).

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Mrs Schumer has a 6 figure job with Facebook, that many say she has no qualifications for the position. Facebook also made a $50k donation to Senator Schumer. So the whole thing is slimy.
But that has no bearing on the blissful marriage. Praise Be.


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I'm not sure I'd give it that long.

At least Sen. Schumer won't have any grandchildren from that union (unless some male knocks up one or both of them).

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I understand they've built a brand new custom home to live in and it features innovative construction techniques. Not a single stud in the place; it's all tongue-in-groove.
 
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I understand they've built a brand new custom home to live in and it features innovative construction techniques. Not a single stud in the place; it's all tongue-in-groove.


With the fast tracking of permits, it went up lickety-split.


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I understand they've built a brand new custom home to live in and it features innovative construction techniques. Not a single stud in the place; it's all tongue-in-groove.


With the fast tracking of permits, it went up lickety-split.


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I understand they've built a brand new custom home to live in and it features innovative construction techniques. Not a single stud in the place; it's all tongue-in-groove.


With the fast tracking of permits, it went up lickety-split.


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They'll be split up on their wedding night.



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I'm not sure I'd give it that long.

At least Sen. Schumer won't have any grandchildren from that union (unless some male knocks up one or both of them).

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