Congatulations to Mrs. and Mrs. Schumer

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November 19, 2018, 03:42 PM

downtownv

Congatulations to Mrs. and Mrs. Schumer

Gregory P. Mango
Chuck Schumer’s daughter weds in Brooklyn

The brides wore white — but hazmat suits might have been better.

Alison Schumer, the younger of Sen. Chuck Schumer’s two daughters, married Elizabeth Weiland on Sunday in Brooklyn, with the couple posing for wedding photos on a bridge over the toxic Gowanus Canal.

https://nypost.com/2018/11/18/...er-weds-in-brooklyn/

November 19, 2018, 04:25 PM

GWbiker

I'm a bit confused: which one is the Bride?

November 19, 2018, 04:31 PM

cheesegrits

quote:
Originally posted by GWbiker:
I'm a bit confused: which one is the Bride?

The one "wearing shoes as green as the Superfund site below them."

Meow. Guess whoever wrote the article wanted an invite. Then again, I suppose posing on a bridge over a polluted canal is an invite for snarky commentary.

November 19, 2018, 04:32 PM

bigdeal

quote:
Originally posted by GWbiker:
I'm a bit confused.

So are they.

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November 19, 2018, 04:34 PM

nhtagmember

well isn't that special

November 19, 2018, 04:35 PM

kz1000

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November 19, 2018, 04:49 PM

Jim Shugart

November 19, 2018, 04:50 PM

marksman41

I give it a year before they split up.

November 19, 2018, 05:08 PM

flashguy

quote:
Originally posted by marksman41:
I give it a year before they split up.

I'm not sure I'd give it that long.

At least Sen. Schumer won't have any grandchildren from that union (unless some male knocks up one or both of them).

flashguy

November 19, 2018, 05:26 PM

downtownv

Mrs Schumer has a 6 figure job with Facebook, that many say she has no qualifications for the position. Facebook also made a $50k donation to Senator Schumer. So the whole thing is slimy.
But that has no bearing on the blissful marriage. Praise Be.

November 19, 2018, 05:28 PM

Jim Shugart

quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
quote:
Originally posted by marksman41:
I give it a year before they split up.
I'm not sure I'd give it that long.

At least Sen. Schumer won't have any grandchildren from that union (unless some male knocks up one or both of them).

flashguy

There'll be a crack up soon...

November 19, 2018, 05:43 PM

Redhookbklyn

quote:
Originally posted by kz1000:
Sponsored by:

Thanks for the laugh, kz1000!

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November 19, 2018, 05:52 PM

TigerDore

I understand they've built a brand new custom home to live in and it features innovative construction techniques. Not a single stud in the place; it's all tongue-in-groove.

November 19, 2018, 05:55 PM

TXJIM

quote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
I understand they've built a brand new custom home to live in and it features innovative construction techniques. Not a single stud in the place; it's all tongue-in-groove.

With the fast tracking of permits, it went up lickety-split.

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November 19, 2018, 06:09 PM

mcrimm

quote:
Originally posted by TXJIM:
quote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
I understand they've built a brand new custom home to live in and it features innovative construction techniques. Not a single stud in the place; it's all tongue-in-groove.

With the fast tracking of permits, it went up lickety-split.

The pure, unadulterated genius of this forum is second to none......my eyes are watering.

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November 19, 2018, 06:09 PM

Ripley

quote:
Originally posted by marksman41:
I give it a year before they split up.

No matter, statement made, agenda served.

November 19, 2018, 06:15 PM

clipper1

Y'all made me laugh out loud. Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

November 19, 2018, 06:29 PM

Cliff

quote:
Originally posted by TXJIM:
quote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
I understand they've built a brand new custom home to live in and it features innovative construction techniques. Not a single stud in the place; it's all tongue-in-groove.

With the fast tracking of permits, it went up lickety-split.

"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."

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November 19, 2018, 06:32 PM

TigerDore

quote:
Originally posted by marksman41:
I give it a year before they split up.

They'll be split up on their wedding night.

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November 19, 2018, 06:38 PM

RichardC

quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
quote:
Originally posted by marksman41:
I give it a year before they split up.
I'm not sure I'd give it that long.

At least Sen. Schumer won't have any grandchildren from that union (unless some male knocks up one or both of them).

flashguy

There will be a plethora of once-used turkey basters available by next week.