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Twist
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At least Sen. Schumer won't have any grandchildren from that union (unless some male knocks up one or both of them).

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Thanksgiving is upon us so one always has to beware of turkey basters, especially if David Crosby happens to wield one.

This seems right up his alley soooo....


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Probably on the first date the 'groom' had the 'bride' pegged.


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I'm a bit confused: which one is the Bride?


The one on the bottom?





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I give it a year before they split up.

They'll be split up on their wedding night.



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After the reception they headed for the Honeymoon spot lickety split.


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Alison Schumer, the younger of Sen. Chuck Schumer’s two daughters, married Elizabeth Weiland on Sunday in Brooklyn, with the couple posing for wedding photos on a bridge over the toxic Gowanus Canal


Am I the only one to read that as COW-anus??


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When I read the article in the news, I was tempted to think up some shitty comment. Then I thought, what the hell, gsy or straight, they look happy, who am I to judge, as the Pope would say. I'm pleased that my fellow posters were not similarly constrained. LMAO.
 
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Front holes galore.


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