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That's absolutely it, I was staying at that best western right there beside it and trying to waste a day off! Thanks for the info. 10 years to retirement! Just waiting! | |||
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When you realize that your wife, kids, and grand kids are way more important than yourself. This hit me about 5 years ago.This message has been edited. Last edited by: Bytes, | |||
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Age Quod Agis |
When you look forward to bedtime for sleep rather than a time to screw. "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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Dances With Tornados |
Wife: Want to go upstairs and screw? Husband: Pick one or the other! Can't do both! | |||
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No double standards |
When you stop telling old people jokes as you realize you are looking in the mirror. "Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it" - Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 | |||
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delicately calloused |
When your kids are having kids. That's when I knew I had to act my age. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Conveniently located directly above the center of the Earth |
There's been other instances....but this one was somewhat sobering.... I was at the range competing in 22 speed steel with a pack of some of the local college pistol team. Good natured ribbing for various foibles from one the the other was common, when suddenly one of the older other guys made sort of a rude comment about how much faster 'the kids' were than 'I' was in the last couple stages. Without actually formulating the thought, I informed him my 5 digit RST4 pistol (Ruger) was 3 times older than any of them, and I was older than the pistol!!! I felt great being even near their faster times. Once a younger guy at the range asked 'how old are you?' When I responded that 'the fins on the Enola Gay were barely cooling down from taxiing down the run way after doing its job'....he looked blank and said "What's the Enola Gay?" **************~~~~~~~~~~ "I've been on this rock too long to bother with these liars any more." ~SIGforum advisor~ "When the pain of staying the same outweighs the pain of change, then change will come."~~sigmonkey | |||
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No double standards |
I guess diff people have diff interests. My then third grade grandson called me out of the blue, asked "grandpa, what is the link between Pearl Harbor and Hiroshima?" That's something he didn't get from anything in school. But you have me thinking. I wonder what the standard American History curriculum is for much of K-12 public education these days. I know my other grandson told me what an evil person Christopher Columbus was. "Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it" - Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
You just made me realize, I am the oldest surviving male on both sides of my family. Though my mom and her three sisters are still vertical, none except my two brothers and I (and our kids) are on our father's side. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Quit staring at my wife's Butt |
I just turned 60 and was delivering some cabinets form my shop, and a younger guy I will say 45, asked me if I needed help as I wasn't a spring chicken anymore. The same day I was at a gun store inserted my credit card and the younger clerk said you can take it out now, and I said "thats what she said" he cracked up and said I didn't expect that from a guy your age. I sure a heck dont feel or look old imo. WTH? | |||
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You're officially "older" when your wife runs out of the house screaming that there's a goat in the bathroom when all you were doing was leaning into the tub to test the water. | |||
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goodheart |
I barely remember “older”. I am too busy being “old”. _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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Three Generations of Service |
Wait until your kid's kids start having kids... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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delicately calloused |
I think they call that ancient. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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I just turned 67 and while I have been a pretty responsible adult and parent for the last 30 years I have thought about being "old" more in the last couple of years and especially when I see an old classmate or friend pass. While I don't dwell on knowing that my life expectancy is probably less than 10 years (I am in good health btw) it is something that I do think about more often so for me the age would have been about 65 for being older | |||
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I became older when I cut my comb over off and about the same time I was dating took a younger woman out, asked for a second date and she said no, she wouldn’t go out with a guy who wore polyester pants ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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Who else? |
This. I believe I was 25-26. He was my stepdad - father wasn't in picture. Our eyes met - and we both knew it had happened. I was lucky to have lived that long. Glad you experienced that, too. | |||
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“When you have fewer dreams ahead than memories behind, that is when you become old.” | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
When Matlock and Murder She Wrote look pretty good, especially compared to all of the other new stuff. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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Dances With Tornados |
When you are helping a young one in grade school with their homework and they have a History test coming up. The look on their face of total belief when you tell them, with a straight face "Of course I remember that, when I was your age we didn't have History Class yet, it was all Current Events". Hook Line and Sinker | |||
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