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Drug Dealer |
A guy goes to the doctor with hearing problems. Doc: Can you describe the symptoms to me? Guy: Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | ||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
 BIDEN SUCKS. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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| Partial dichotomy |
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| Let's be careful out there |
where DO you find these? | |||
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| Free men do not ask permission to bear arms  |
It took a while..... A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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| Drug Dealer |
I've got a lotta window-lickers for friends. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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chickenshit |
Window Lickers! That made me laugh! ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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| I can't tell if I'm tired, or just lazy  |
Geez I'm slow! Took me a lot longer than it shoould have to finally get the joke.  I'll blame it on the fact that I never watch "The Symptoms". _____________________________ "The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living." "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin | |||
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W07VH5 |
I'll admit that I sang it. | |||
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| Move Up or Move Over |
Good grief... Can't we put him in timeout or something? | |||
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Hop head  |
when I read this post, I heard the singing in my head, https://www.chesterfieldarmament.com/ | |||
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goodheart |
That conversation with the doctor goes about the way many of my conversations with Mrs. Till go. We're thinking of compiling some of the best; soon may have enough to fill a book. BTW I can't tell the joke to her, she wouldn't know who "The Symptoms" are. _________________________ “ What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.”— Lord Melbourne | |||
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Official Space Nerd |
True story: Queen Victoria was talking to a hard-of-hearing admiral, and she asked about his wife. He thought the queen asked about his flagship. He replied something along the lines of 'She's old and has seen better days - I'm going to have her rolled onto her side to have the barnacles scraped off her bottom.'. . Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
Same here--on both counts. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
I sent this to my wife. She texted back to me, "I don't get it." What makes this funny, just a few days ago, we played a few hands of a card game based on The Simpsons. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| Member |
She probably doesn't think the Three Stooges are funny either. | |||
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| Fire for effect |
Well, I gotta say, that in keeping with Para's guidelines of accurate thread titles, that one was right on.  I laughed anyway. "Ride to the sound of the big guns." | |||
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