Dumb joke of the day...

November 27, 2018, 09:18 AM

Jim Shugart

A guy goes to the doctor with hearing problems.

Doc: Can you describe the symptoms to me?
Guy: Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair.

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November 27, 2018, 09:32 AM

Johnny 3eagles

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Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.

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November 27, 2018, 09:49 AM

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November 27, 2018, 09:51 AM

LtJL

where DO you find these?

November 27, 2018, 09:53 AM

George43

It took a while.....

A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.

November 27, 2018, 10:02 AM

Jim Shugart

quote:
Originally posted by LtJL:
where DO you find these?

I've got a lotta window-lickers for friends.

_{When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw}

November 27, 2018, 10:06 AM

rsbolo

quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
quote:
Originally posted by LtJL:
where DO you find these?
I've got a lotta window-lickers for friends.

Window Lickers! That made me laugh!

November 27, 2018, 10:22 AM

ggile

Geez I'm slow! Took me a lot longer than it shoould have to finally get the joke.

I'll blame it on the fact that I never watch "The Symptoms".

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November 27, 2018, 10:24 AM

mark123

quote:
Originally posted by ggile:
... "The Symptoms".

I'll admit that I sang it.

November 27, 2018, 10:26 AM

mark_a

Good grief... Can't we put him in timeout or something?

November 27, 2018, 10:40 AM

lyman

quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
quote:
Originally posted by ggile:
... "The Symptoms".
I'll admit that I sang it.

when
I read this post, I heard the singing in my head,

November 27, 2018, 01:44 PM

sjtill

That conversation with the doctor goes about the way many of my conversations with Mrs. Till go.
We're thinking of compiling some of the best; soon may have enough to fill a book.

BTW I can't tell the joke to her, she wouldn't know who "The Symptoms" are.

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November 27, 2018, 01:51 PM

Hound Dog

True story: Queen Victoria was talking to a hard-of-hearing admiral, and she asked about his wife. He thought the queen asked about his flagship. He replied something along the lines of 'She's old and has seen better days - I'm going to have her rolled onto her side to have the barnacles scraped off her bottom.'. .

November 27, 2018, 05:02 PM

flashguy

quote:
Originally posted by ggile:
Geez I'm slow! Took me a lot longer than it shoould have to finally get the joke.

I'll blame it on the fact that I never watch "The Symptoms".

Same here--on both counts.

flashguy

November 27, 2018, 05:33 PM

V-Tail

I sent this to my wife. She texted back to me, "I don't get it."

What makes this funny, just a few days ago, we played a few hands of a card game based on The Simpsons.

November 27, 2018, 06:08 PM

ZSMICHAEL

quote:
I sent this to my wife. She texted back to me, "I don't get it."

She probably doesn't think the Three Stooges are funny either.

November 27, 2018, 07:27 PM

Arty

Well, I gotta say, that in keeping with Para's guidelines of accurate thread titles, that one was right on.

I laughed anyway.