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Drug Dealer |
A guy goes to the doctor with hearing problems. Doc: Can you describe the symptoms to me? Guy: Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | ||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
 If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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| Partial dichotomy |
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| Let's be careful out there |
where DO you find these? | |||
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| Free men do not ask permission to bear arms  |
It took a while..... A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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| Drug Dealer |
I've got a lotta window-lickers for friends. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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chickenshit |
Window Lickers! That made me laugh! ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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| I can't tell if I'm tired, or just lazy  |
Geez I'm slow! Took me a lot longer than it shoould have to finally get the joke.  I'll blame it on the fact that I never watch "The Symptoms". _____________________________ "The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living." "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin | |||
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W07VH5 |
I'll admit that I sang it. | |||
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| Move Up or Move Over |
Good grief... Can't we put him in timeout or something? | |||
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Hop head  |
when I read this post, I heard the singing in my head, https://chandlersfirearms.com/chesterfield-armament/ | |||
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goodheart |
That conversation with the doctor goes about the way many of my conversations with Mrs. Till go. We're thinking of compiling some of the best; soon may have enough to fill a book. BTW I can't tell the joke to her, she wouldn't know who "The Symptoms" are. _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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Official Space Nerd |
True story: Queen Victoria was talking to a hard-of-hearing admiral, and she asked about his wife. He thought the queen asked about his flagship. He replied something along the lines of 'She's old and has seen better days - I'm going to have her rolled onto her side to have the barnacles scraped off her bottom.'. . Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
Same here--on both counts. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
I sent this to my wife. She texted back to me, "I don't get it." What makes this funny, just a few days ago, we played a few hands of a card game based on The Simpsons. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| Member |
She probably doesn't think the Three Stooges are funny either. | |||
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| Fire for effect |
Well, I gotta say, that in keeping with Para's guidelines of accurate thread titles, that one was right on.  I laughed anyway. "Ride to the sound of the big guns." | |||
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