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WaterburyBob
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posted May 29, 2022 06:15 PMHide Post
What do you think you're doing?


"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
 
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benny6
Yeah, that M14 video guy...
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posted May 29, 2022 06:18 PMHide Post
How did this happen?


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.38supersig
My other Sig
is a Steyr.
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posted May 29, 2022 06:42 PMHide Post
And just how do you explain where that rash came from?



 
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vthoky
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posted May 29, 2022 06:43 PMHide Post
[Socrates] I drank what?? [/Socrates]



God bless America.
 
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V-Tail
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posted May 29, 2022 07:07 PMHide Post
(Inspired by vthoky)

Et tu, Brute?


הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
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joel9507
Don't Panic
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posted May 30, 2022 07:38 AMHide Post
Why are there all these extra parts laying around after we rebuilt the engine?
 
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selogic
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posted May 30, 2022 08:15 AMHide Post
" What the hell were you thinking ? " Any conversation that starts with that is not going to end well. Been there ..
 
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justjoe
Bad dog!
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posted May 30, 2022 08:57 AMHide Post
"Did your dog do that?"


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V-Tail
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posted May 30, 2022 09:03 AMHide Post
"Can anybody verify where you were between 10 pm and midnight?"


הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
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vthoky
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posted May 30, 2022 10:04 AMHide Post
"Do you have my keys?"



God bless America.
 
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George43
Free men do not ask
permission to bear arms
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posted May 30, 2022 10:38 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
"Is it in?"


Is that when he or she asks?


A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
 
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WaterburyBob
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posted May 30, 2022 10:46 AMHide Post
Do yo understand your rights?


"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
 
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heathtx
Get busy living
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posted May 30, 2022 10:53 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by tigereye313:
Where do you want to eat?


Similarly, one of my buddies relayed the story below, it is 100% his true personality and calm demeanor (he's an anesthesiologist)

He and his wife are going to dinner, as the head to the car....
Husband: "And where would you like to go tonight?" guys know which answer is coming......
Wife: "I don't care"
Husband: "OK, we can go to XYZ (one of his favorites"
Wife: "Oh no, let's don't go there"
Husband: "Well I guess you DO care, don't you?"
 
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BigSwede
No, not like
Bill Clinton
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posted May 30, 2022 11:24 AMHide Post
Do you think she's pretty?



 
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Tinyman
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posted May 30, 2022 11:50 AMHide Post
Have you stopped beating your wife yet?


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I want to shake the shit out of them
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220-9er
Just because you can,
doesn't mean you should
posted May 30, 2022 12:09 PMHide Post
Do you have any last words?


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jjvgnslngr
Quiet observer
posted May 30, 2022 12:13 PMHide Post
Dispatch: "Can you do us a solid/help us out?"


Semper Fidelis
 
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tatortodd
Drill Here, Drill Now
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posted May 30, 2022 12:20 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by heathtx:
quote:
Originally posted by tigereye313:
Where do you want to eat?


Similarly, one of my buddies relayed the story below, it is 100% his true personality and calm demeanor (he's an anesthesiologist)

He and his wife are going to dinner, as the head to the car....
Husband: "And where would you like to go tonight?" guys know which answer is coming......
Wife: "I don't care"
Husband: "OK, we can go to XYZ (one of his favorites"
Wife: "Oh no, let's don't go there"
Husband: "Well I guess you DO care, don't you?"


Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
 
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smschulz
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posted May 30, 2022 12:31 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by heathtx:
quote:
Originally posted by tigereye313:
Where do you want to eat?


Similarly, one of my buddies relayed the story below, it is 100% his true personality and calm demeanor (he's an anesthesiologist)

He and his wife are going to dinner, as the head to the car....
Husband: "And where would you like to go tonight?" guys know which answer is coming......
Wife: "I don't care"
Husband: "OK, we can go to XYZ (one of his favorites"
Wife: "Oh no, let's don't go there"
Husband: "Well I guess you DO care, don't you?"


You have to understand that the wife is a superior creature that has us by the balls.
You can never win an intelligent argument/conversation because it is rigged worse than the 2020 Election.

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coloradohunter44
Rumors of my death
are greatly exaggerated
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posted May 30, 2022 09:51 PMHide Post
Weren't you the last one in the bathroom?


"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."
looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
 
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