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What do you think you're doing?



"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
 
Posts: 16689 | Location: Under the Boot of Tyranny in Connectistan | Registered: February 02, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Yeah, that M14 video guy...
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How did this happen?


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My other Sig
is a Steyr.
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And just how do you explain where that rash came from?



 
Posts: 9474 | Location: Somewhere looking for ammo that nobody has at a place I haven't been to for a pistol I couldn't live without... | Registered: December 02, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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[Socrates] I drank what?? [/Socrates]




God bless America.
 
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(Inspired by vthoky)

Et tu, Brute?



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Don't Panic
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Why are there all these extra parts laying around after we rebuilt the engine?
 
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" What the hell were you thinking ? " Any conversation that starts with that is not going to end well. Been there ..
 
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Bad dog!
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"Did your dog do that?"


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"You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone."
 
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"Can anybody verify where you were between 10 pm and midnight?"



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"Do you have my keys?"




God bless America.
 
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Free men do not ask
permission to bear arms
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quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
"Is it in?"


Is that when he or she asks?


A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
 
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Do yo understand your rights?



"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
 
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Get busy living
or get busy dying!
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Originally posted by tigereye313:
Where do you want to eat?


Similarly, one of my buddies relayed the story below, it is 100% his true personality and calm demeanor (he's an anesthesiologist)

He and his wife are going to dinner, as the head to the car....
Husband: "And where would you like to go tonight?" guys know which answer is coming......
Wife: "I don't care"
Husband: "OK, we can go to XYZ (one of his favorites"
Wife: "Oh no, let's don't go there"
Husband: "Well I guess you DO care, don't you?"
 
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No, not like
Bill Clinton
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Do you think she's pretty?



 
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Have you stopped beating your wife yet?


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Stupid people are like glo-sticks.
I want to shake the shit out of them
till the light comes on
 
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Just because you can,
doesn't mean you should
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Do you have any last words?


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Avoid buying ChiCom/CCP products whenever possible.
 
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Quiet observer
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Dispatch: "Can you do us a solid/help us out?"


Semper Fidelis
 
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Drill Here, Drill Now
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Originally posted by heathtx:
quote:
Originally posted by tigereye313:
Where do you want to eat?


Similarly, one of my buddies relayed the story below, it is 100% his true personality and calm demeanor (he's an anesthesiologist)

He and his wife are going to dinner, as the head to the car....
Husband: "And where would you like to go tonight?" guys know which answer is coming......
Wife: "I don't care"
Husband: "OK, we can go to XYZ (one of his favorites"
Wife: "Oh no, let's don't go there"
Husband: "Well I guess you DO care, don't you?"



Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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quarter MOA visionary
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Originally posted by heathtx:
quote:
Originally posted by tigereye313:
Where do you want to eat?


Similarly, one of my buddies relayed the story below, it is 100% his true personality and calm demeanor (he's an anesthesiologist)

He and his wife are going to dinner, as the head to the car....
Husband: "And where would you like to go tonight?" guys know which answer is coming......
Wife: "I don't care"
Husband: "OK, we can go to XYZ (one of his favorites"
Wife: "Oh no, let's don't go there"
Husband: "Well I guess you DO care, don't you?"


You have to understand that the wife is a superior creature that has us by the balls.
You can never win an intelligent argument/conversation because it is rigged worse than the 2020 Election.

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Rumors of my death
are greatly exaggerated
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Weren't you the last one in the bathroom?



"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."

FBLM LGB!
 
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