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Questions we don't want to be asked in life
May 29, 2022, 06:15 PM
WaterburyBobQuestions we don't want to be asked in life
What do you think you're doing?
"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
May 29, 2022, 06:18 PM
benny6How did this happen?
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May 29, 2022, 06:42 PM
.38supersigAnd just how do you explain where that rash came from?
May 29, 2022, 06:43 PM
vthoky[Socrates] I drank
what?? [/Socrates]
God bless America. May 29, 2022, 07:07 PM
V-Tail(Inspired by vthoky)
Et tu, Brute?
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים May 30, 2022, 07:38 AM
joel9507Why are there all these extra parts laying around after we rebuilt the engine?
May 30, 2022, 08:15 AM
selogic" What the hell were you thinking ? " Any conversation that starts with that is not going to end well. Been there ..
May 30, 2022, 08:57 AM
justjoe"Did your dog do that?"
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"You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone."
May 30, 2022, 09:03 AM
V-Tail"Can anybody verify where you were between 10 pm and midnight?"
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים May 30, 2022, 10:04 AM
vthoky"Do you have my keys?"
God bless America. May 30, 2022, 10:38 AM
George43quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
"Is it in?"
Is that when he or she asks?
A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
May 30, 2022, 10:46 AM
WaterburyBobDo yo understand your rights?
"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
May 30, 2022, 10:53 AM
heathtxquote:
Originally posted by tigereye313:
Where do you want to eat?
Similarly, one of my buddies relayed the story below, it is 100% his true personality and calm demeanor (he's an anesthesiologist)
He and his wife are going to dinner, as the head to the car....
Husband: "And where would you like to go tonight?" guys know which answer is coming......
Wife: "I don't care"
Husband: "OK, we can go to XYZ (one of his favorites"
Wife: "Oh no, let's don't go there"
Husband: "Well I guess you DO care, don't you?"
May 30, 2022, 11:24 AM
BigSwedeDo you think she's pretty?
May 30, 2022, 11:50 AM
TinymanHave you stopped beating your wife yet?
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Stupid people are like glo-sticks.
I want to shake the shit out of them
till the light comes on
May 30, 2022, 12:09 PM
220-9erDo you have any last words?
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Avoid buying ChiCom/CCP products whenever possible.
May 30, 2022, 12:13 PM
jjvgnslngrDispatch: "Can you do us a solid/help us out?"
Semper Fidelis
May 30, 2022, 12:20 PM
tatortoddquote:
Originally posted by heathtx:
quote:
Originally posted by tigereye313:
Where do you want to eat?
Similarly, one of my buddies relayed the story below, it is 100% his true personality and calm demeanor (he's an anesthesiologist)
He and his wife are going to dinner, as the head to the car....
Husband: "And where would you like to go tonight?" guys know which answer is coming......
Wife: "I don't care"
Husband: "OK, we can go to XYZ (one of his favorites"
Wife: "Oh no, let's don't go there"
Husband: "Well I guess you DO care, don't you?"
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. May 30, 2022, 12:31 PM
smschulzquote:
Originally posted by heathtx:
quote:
Originally posted by tigereye313:
Where do you want to eat?
Similarly, one of my buddies relayed the story below, it is 100% his true personality and calm demeanor (he's an anesthesiologist)
He and his wife are going to dinner, as the head to the car....
Husband: "And where would you like to go tonight?" guys know which answer is coming......
Wife: "I don't care"
Husband: "OK, we can go to XYZ (one of his favorites"
Wife: "Oh no, let's don't go there"
Husband: "Well I guess you DO care, don't you?"
You have to understand that the wife is a superior creature that has us by the balls.
You can never win an intelligent argument/conversation because it is rigged worse than the 2020 Election.
May 30, 2022, 09:51 PM
coloradohunter44Weren't you the last one in the bathroom?
"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."
looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!