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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
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Stuntman
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Where did you get all this? Why's it in a bucket?
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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
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the Mobius strip
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Only the strong survive
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Can I borrow your tools?
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Too soon old,
Too late smart
| The boss wants to see you immediately
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Bookers Bourbon
and a good cigar
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The boss wants to see you immediately
That's not a question. This is: Why does the boss want to see you immediately?
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
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| I have a 500 gallon sump tank on the 1st floor of our house that has a 2" sewage pump instead of a sump pump (yes we get lots of water in the Spring) it empties into the ditch out front. One late winter we had really warm weather followed by really cold weather. Guess what we woke up to, 3" of water on our sunken living room floor!! Wife went down to watch TV news early and screamed for me, I had to get dressed and take out my torch to relieve the problem. No problem except the electrical equipment on the floor behind the TV. We had recently changed out the carpet in the living room to tile, Thank God!!
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"Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God." --- G.K. Chesterton
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Leatherneck
| Can I ask you a question and you not get mad?
“Everybody wants a Sig in the sheets but a Glock on the streets.” -bionic218 04-02-2014
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| quote: Originally posted by wreckdiver:
I have a 500 gallon sump tank on the 1st floor of our house that has a 2" sewage pump instead of a sump pump (yes we get lots of water in the Spring) it empties into the ditch out front.
One late winter we had really warm weather followed by really cold weather. Guess what we woke up to, 3" of water on our sunken living room floor!
Call the man! (Call a plumber)
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