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Questions we don't want to be asked in life
May 29, 2022, 12:26 PM
tigereye313Questions we don't want to be asked in life
Where do you want to eat?
May 29, 2022, 12:45 PM
Pyker'You know I'm a dude, right?'
May 29, 2022, 01:12 PM
Jim Shugart"Is it in?"
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
May 29, 2022, 01:24 PM
bionic218Nothing but questions at the last blood drive:
Where did you get all this? Why's it in a bucket?
blah...blah...blah
May 29, 2022, 01:39 PM
SW_SigAre you wearing a condom?
May 29, 2022, 01:41 PM
YooperSigsMay I see your drivers license and registration, please?
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
May 29, 2022, 01:43 PM
spunk639Honey, is the pilot wearing two different colored shoes?
May 29, 2022, 02:15 PM
KrazeehorseAre you ready for your suppository?
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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.
May 29, 2022, 02:19 PM
Patrick-SP2022Will the defendant please rise?
quote:
Originally posted by sigspecops:
Can I borrow your tools?
Sure, sign right here.
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May 29, 2022, 02:25 PM
Ironmike57Did you have sex with my daughter?
May 29, 2022, 02:26 PM
vthokyWhere's your brain?!?!
God bless America. May 29, 2022, 03:07 PM
RogBThe boss wants to see you immediately
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I wouldn't let anyone do to me what I've done to myself
May 29, 2022, 03:10 PM
Johnny 3eaglesquote:
Originally posted by RogB:
The boss wants to see you immediately
That's not a question. This is: Why does the boss want to see you immediately?
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
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May 29, 2022, 03:26 PM
wreckdiverI have a 500 gallon sump tank on the 1st floor of our house that has a 2" sewage pump instead of a sump pump (yes we get lots of water in the Spring) it empties into the ditch out front.
One late winter we had really warm weather followed by really cold weather. Guess what we woke up to, 3" of water on our sunken living room floor!! Wife went down to watch TV news early and screamed for me, I had to get dressed and take out my torch to relieve the problem.
No problem except the electrical equipment on the floor behind the TV. We had recently changed out the carpet in the living room to tile, Thank God!!
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"Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God." --- G.K. Chesterton
May 29, 2022, 03:34 PM
fiasconvaRemember our little quickie a couple of months ago?
"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra May 29, 2022, 03:34 PM
Pale HorseCan I ask you a question and you not get mad?
“Everybody wants a Sig in the sheets but a Glock on the streets.” -bionic218 04-02-2014
May 29, 2022, 03:46 PM
NavyGuy"you got a minute?"
Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.
-D.H. Lawrence May 29, 2022, 05:20 PM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by wreckdiver:
I have a 500 gallon sump tank on the 1st floor of our house that has a 2" sewage pump instead of a sump pump (yes we get lots of water in the Spring) it empties into the ditch out front.
One late winter we had really warm weather followed by really cold weather. Guess what we woke up to, 3" of water on our sunken living room floor!
Call the man! (Call a plumber)
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים May 29, 2022, 06:07 PM
tatortoddWhat is the actual number of guns you own? Be specific...
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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